Archive for October 31, 2014

Spooktacular 2014

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it’s the first annual rafe hates caleb SPOOKTACULAR!! oooOOOOoooohhh!!!! very exciting things in this episode. FIRST, there’s a drinking game. feel free to play along. drink whenever someone says halloween, rafe is dumb, rafe says she hates caleb, or anytime they say SPOOKTACULAR.
apparently when rafe drinks, she says “like” a lot. like, a lot. caleb and rafe go through the reasons they love halloween, the movies that scare, that delight, that strike fear into the heart of rafe (because caleb’s a hardass). let’s not forget movies that have sam rockwell in them… aka CLOWNHOUSE. learn creepy things about the director! rafe and caleb talk about their memorable costumes, discuss zombies, and caleb makes fun of rafe for liking goats. they discuss halloween BACK IN MY DAY because they are old. both of them have moments of “have you ever had a dream?” it’s charming, really. they were going to edit them out but this is what drinking is all about – making mistakes and laughing about it. they also have special SPOOKTACULAR (oooOOOOoooohhh!) songs this week. and and and rafe talks about LASER DOG written by greg mccrary (you should read it for reals tho). it’s a fun comic and it’s cheap! go buy it! and enjoy this screaming goat. on a side note, we promise rafe isn’t a pedophile; the guy involved in her weekend is a full-grown non-furry adult. supernatural monsters/beings are debated (spoiler alert: caleb wins)(spoiler alert: ACTUAL SPOILERS). rafe’s going to be boring and stay home on halloween but caleb’s going to rock out with PAIN! which is his buddy kyle’s band. they hope you get to have a great time on this SPOOKTACULAR halloween.

SPOOKTACULAR 2014 GIVEAWAY!!
we’re giving away the lootcrate walking dead print. you can have one entry by doing one of the following. if you do THREE of the following, you’ll get two entries. if you do ALL of the following, you’ll get three entries. the giveaway ends november 7, 2014 and we’ll announce a winner within a week.
1. RT rafe hates caleb SPOOKTACULAR tweet (this will be tweeted on october 31, 2014)
2. tweet your own haunted-house-reaction pic or horror movie using #RafehatesCaleb #Spooktacular2014
3. post your own haunted-house-reaction pic on your facebook wall and tag the rafe hates caleb page
4. comment on the rafe hates caleb page with your favorite scary movie

originally recorded October 26, 2014

All I Can Say

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we tallied how many times rafe says solid. can you guess how many times? rafe admits she would spend more money (NO WAY). caleb goes through his insane schedule but that’s irrelevant now because this was originally recorded in july. sorry, caleb stalkers. although we DO know rafe has picked where caleb will live for the next 5-10 years. rafe tells some boring tech and cell phone stories. well, so does caleb. cellphone data plans, seriously guys? and talking about the weather?!?! boring-ass fuckers. hearing caleb diagnose sam rockwell‘s character in “confessions of a dangerous mind” is pretty legit. both of them talk about animated gifs and pronounce gifs like gifs instead of like gifs, which rafe hates. oh, and supernatural slash fiction is amazing. they drool over good hamburgers and greasy food and argue about chinese food. rafe gets sad about cord not liking fat girls and caleb solves all of rafe’s drinking problems. there are songs somewhere in there, too. oh, and hot dogs in the face. solid.

SPOOKTACULAR 2014 GIVEAWAY!!
we’re giving away the lootcrate walking dead print. you can have one entry by doing one of the following. if you do THREE of the following, you’ll get two entries. if you do ALL of the following, you’ll get three entries. the giveaway ends november 2, 2014 and we’ll announce a winner within a week.
1. RT rafe hates caleb SPOOKTACULAR tweet (this will be tweeted on october 31, 2014)
2. tweet your own haunted-house-reaction pic or horror movie using #RafehatesCaleb #Spooktacular2014
3. post your own haunted-house-reaction pic on your facebook wall and tag the rafe hates caleb page
4. comment on the rafe hates caleb page with your favorite scary movie

originally recorded July 27, 2014

Rafe Hates Rafe

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episode seven didn’t turn out very upbeat, mostly due to the depressing sam rockwell movie. caleb chastises rafe for being an uncompromising asshole when it comes to children, namely a six year old girl. they talk about books made into movies (mostly how disappointing they can be) and caleb goes on a tangent with some weird greek god books and some other weird, sad philosophical book. regardless, there are still some laughs in this episode – mostly relating to how rafe shouldn’t have kids. their three weekly songs are very solid picks. please take a listen for reals. hey you got anything better that they should listen to? why don’t you tell them so? eh? eh? DO IT. rafe is indignant about very boring okcupid messages because she expects too much of everyone on the internet. god, she’s really a bitch in this whole episode.

it’s the last week to be a part of this glorious giveaway – if you’re a loyal* fan, you’ll get to choose a prize from our bag instead of just getting a random item. use the steps below! drawing will end on October 18, 2014 at midnight central time. we’ll announce a winner by October 24, 2014 and that winner will have one week to respond to accept the prize. and here’s a list of things you could win!!!!!! in layman’s terms:
1. RT at least one rafe hates caleb episode tweet (this week’s tweet is here)
3. ???
4. chance for random gift
5. sign up for lootcrate here (optional but awesome!)

*to be loyal, you must retweet four sequential “rafe hates caleb” episode tweets within a week of the original tweet date. for example, rafe hates caleb 002, rafe hates caleb 003, rafe hates caleb 004, rafe hates caleb 005. if you get to four sequential retweets, you’re loyal! if you forget one, you gotta start over. do you need me to make a chart? I’ll do it. I WILL.

originally recorded July 13, 2014

Dashboard Cumfessional

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rafe goes on a date with a guy who basically only eats cheese and starches, kind of like the cheesy potatoes woman on freaky eaters. caleb and rafe read god hates astronauts (STAR BEARS) and superman: secret identity. beastie boys and other music are mentioned and those aren’t even part of the three weekly songs. the sam rockwell movie is very much appreciated by caleb because he gets to see boobs. britta boobs. but then he disses fight club. SAY WHAT?! and throughout the whole god damn thing, rafe and caleb keep saying the name of one of rafe’s former beaus. bleep. they sturgeon face and discuss creepy english professors. rafe complains about healthy food and caleb eats a lot of delicious food. never in the face.

OH YES THIS GIVEAWAY IS STILL GOING ON. and GET THIS – if you’re a loyal* fan, you’ll get to choose a prize from our bag instead of just getting a random item. use the steps below! drawing will end on October 18, 2014 at midnight central time. we’ll announce a winner by October 24, 2014 and that winner will have one week to respond to accept the prize. and here’s a list of things you could win!!!!!! in layman’s terms:
1. RT at least one rafe hates caleb episode tweet (the ones that say “rafe hates caleb”)
3. ???
4. chance for random gift
5. sign up for lootcrate here (optional but awesome!)

*to be loyal, you must retweet four sequential “rafe hates caleb” episode tweets within a week of the original tweet date. for example, rafe hates caleb 002, rafe hates caleb 003, rafe hates caleb 004, rafe hates caleb 005. if you get to four sequential retweets, you’re loyal! if you forget one, you gotta start over. do you need me to make a chart? I’ll do it. I WILL.

originally recorded July 6, 2014

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