Archive for January 30, 2015

Rafe Hates Happiness

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caleb’s living in a crappy episode of supernatural involving cats and chocolate frosting. so much fat logic. rafe talks about her progression with the brony and caleb learns a new word, and caleb talks about the progression of… nothing… because his life is awful. caleb is awful at using his smartphone as a smartphone. he’s also freaking out about his future. then there’s some talk about WoW and caleb learning to talk to people. rafe got drunk while watching the sam rockwell movie so things are a little fuzzy for her. but caleb keeps it together. it’s a good movie – the winning season – and it’s on netflix streaming right now. rafe’s bright place is a two-parter because she gets excited about stupid things, apparently. caleb promotes one of the shows he’s currently watching. and rafe remembers an old youtube channel where a guy records conversations with his toddler but with a full-grown man saying the toddler’s lines. it’s called “convos with my 2-year-old.” and of course, their three songs inspired by sports movies. don’t forget to pump up the jam and boom boom boom. so many memories. and caleb coughs into the mic. awesome.
don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

rafe has decided she has too much stuff… for the month of january 2015 she’ll be setting free a lot of her lootcrate (and other nerdy) things. all you have to do to qualify is, during january 2015, retweet a january 2015 podcast tweet or share a rafe hates caleb facebook podcast post. she will GIVE YOU STUFF AS LONG AS THERE’S STUFF TO GIVE. that means you’ll most likely get a prize. how cool is that? here’s where it gets better: if you retweet (or share on facebook) every january 2015 podcast post IN january 2015, you’ll get an extra entry. you have to either retweet all or repost all to get the extra entry. you can’t retweet some and repost the others. NO MIXING OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA. she has like 20-30 items to give away so please tell your buddies about sharing and retweeting. baby steps:
1. during the month of january 2015, RT at least one january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweet (tweet example here) or share a rafe hates caleb facebook post (facebook example here)
2. step 2 is unnecessary – caleb said so
3. ???
4. almost GUARANTEED chance for random gift
5. optional awesomeness (aka the ALL IN): during january 2015, RT ALL january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweets OR share all january 2015 rafe hates caleb posts and get an extra entry.

* the single entry will be qualified using facebook and twitter. this means if you share once on facebook and RT once on twitter, you get two entries. there will be a limit of two regular entries per household and two “ALL IN” entries per household. if you have any questions about the rules, you can always post to rafe hates caleb‘s wall or tweet to rafe or caleb and we’ll be happy to clarify anything

ps: caleb had too much whiskey tonight whilst editing everything so …. deal with it … but look, he kept everything in lower case – so he’s got that going for him which is nice … but also he’s bitter because people from his past are happy…

originally recorded January 18, 2015

The Best Selfie

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rafe’s love life starts off this grand episode that’s filled with laughs. seriously, rafe and caleb laugh a lot at their own jokes. dicks come up a LOT. caleb comes up with a new app that will revolutionize the selfie. caleb reflects on his future and rafe worries about herself. caleb has an interesting experience in world of warcraft. rafe’s interested in reading the omni project that was written by the wife of a guildmate. caleb struggles to keep his resolution to not fall into his dark place because music will destroy you. they watch a sam rockwell movie with a SUPER LONG TITLE (the assassination of jesse james) and do super long titles for songs, too. rafe tries to sing. sorry. hey and another bright place! always a bright place…

don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

rafe has decided she has too much stuff… for the month of january 2015 she’ll be setting free a lot of her lootcrate (and other nerdy) things. all you have to do to qualify is, during january 2015, retweet a january 2015 podcast tweet or share a rafe hates caleb facebook podcast post. she will GIVE YOU STUFF AS LONG AS THERE’S STUFF TO GIVE. that means you’ll most likely get a prize. how cool is that? here’s where it gets better: if you retweet (or share on facebook) every january 2015 podcast post IN january 2015, you’ll get an extra entry. you have to either retweet all or repost all to get the extra entry. you can’t retweet some and repost the others. NO MIXING OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA. she has like 20-30 items to give away so please tell your buddies about sharing and retweeting. baby steps:
1. during the month of january 2015, RT at least one january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweet (tweet example here) or share a rafe hates caleb facebook post (facebook example here)
2. step 2 is unnecessary – caleb said so
3. ???
4. almost GUARANTEED chance for random gift
5. optional awesomeness (aka the ALL IN): during january 2015, RT ALL january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweets OR share all january 2015 rafe hates caleb posts and get an extra entry.

* the single entry will be qualified using facebook and twitter. this means if you share once on facebook and RT once on twitter, you get two entries. there will be a limit of two regular entries per household and two “ALL IN” entries per household. if you have any questions about the rules, you can always post to rafe hates caleb‘s wall or tweet to rafe or caleb and we’ll be happy to clarify anything

originally recorded January 11, 2015

Hunger Pains

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rafe is very hungry. they talk about dicks for a bit. rafe tries to sing a song from homestarrunner. caleb’s taking a film class and wow, he’s awkward. he has no social skills. cord from dudeOMG asked how rafe can dislike people and being touched, but really wants kids. caleb decides the best way to damage a child, they talk about the men from three men and a baby, and rafe splooshes a bit. caleb brings up an old website that’s worth seeing but apparently has been stripped of all pictures so go here to see some. they discuss their sam rockwell movie (lots of spoilers), moon, and caleb gives rafe a bunch of shit about drinking. rafe found the best youtube videos for birthdays and everyone should find their own name. rafe’s bright place is still a thing for now, so at least there’s something positive in the episode. they go through their three favorite space songs for the music this week. did we mention caleb is super awkward in his film class? what a nerd. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

rafe has decided she has too much stuff… for the month of january 2015 she’ll be setting free a lot of her lootcrate (and other nerdy) things. all you have to do to qualify is, during january 2015, retweet a january 2015 podcast tweet or share a rafe hates caleb facebook podcast post. she will GIVE YOU STUFF AS LONG AS THERE’S STUFF TO GIVE. that means you’ll most likely get a prize. how cool is that? here’s where it gets better: if you retweet (or share on facebook) every january 2015 podcast post IN january 2015, you’ll get an extra entry. you have to either retweet all or repost all to get the extra entry. you can’t retweet some and repost the others. NO MIXING OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA. she has like 20-30 items to give away so please tell your buddies about sharing and retweeting. baby steps:
1. during the month of january 2015, RT at least one january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweet (tweet example here) or share a rafe hates caleb facebook post (facebook example here)
2. Step 2 is unnecessary – Caleb said so
3. ???
4. almost GUARANTEED chance for random gift
5. optional awesomeness (aka the ALL IN): during january 2015, RT ALL january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweets OR share all january 2015 rafe hates caleb posts and get an extra entry.

* the single entry will be qualified using facebook and twitter. this means if you share once on facebook and RT once on twitter, you get two entries. there will be a limit of two regular entries per household and two “ALL IN” entries per household. if you have any questions about the rules, you can always post to rafe hates caleb‘s wall or tweet to rafe or caleb and we’ll be happy to clarify anything

originally recorded January 7, 2015

Freaky Friday

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caleb starts off with a horrible parody using an annoying song and it all goes downhill from there. rafe meets a new guy on okcupid who is a friend, really just a friend. both caleb and rafe go through their new year’s adventures. caleb goes through his favorite TV shows and the replacements that filled the emptiness inside him when the shows were done. they discuss issues with jerking off. rafe gives a quick update of her eye surgery. they talk about some movies from 2014 worth seeing and caleb explains the best game show idea ever. rafe commends caleb on being strong enough for 4chan. rafe starts a new segment about something happy and caleb makes puns. they watched sam rockwell in box of moonlight and talked about their top 80’s music this week. they also talk about body swapping (à la freaky friday) and caleb really gets into it. caleb and rafe bicker, as is it should be. and don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

rafe has decided she has too much stuff… for the month of january 2015 she’ll be setting free a lot of her lootcrate (and other nerdy) things. all you have to do to qualify is, during january 2015, retweet a january 2015 podcast tweet or share a rafe hates caleb facebook podcast post. she will GIVE YOU STUFF AS LONG AS THERE’S STUFF TO GIVE. that means you’ll most likely get a prize. how cool is that? here’s where it gets better: if you retweet (or share on facebook) every january 2015 podcast post IN january 2015, you’ll get an extra entry. you have to either retweet all or repost all to get the extra entry. you can’t retweet some and repost the others. NO MIXING OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA. she has like 20-30 items to give away so please tell your buddies about sharing and retweeting. baby steps:
1. during the month of january 2015, RT at least one january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweet (tweet example here) or share a rafe hates caleb facebook post (facebook example here)
2. Step 2 is unnecessary – Caleb said so
3. ???
4. almost GUARANTEED chance for random gift
5. optional awesomeness (aka the ALL IN): during january 2015, RT ALL january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweets OR share all january 2015 rafe hates caleb posts and get an extra entry.

* the single entry will be qualified using facebook and twitter. this means if you share once on facebook and RT once on twitter, you get two entries. there will be a limit of two regular entries per household and two “ALL IN” entries per household. if you have any questions about the rules, you can always post to rafe hates caleb‘s wall or tweet to rafe or caleb and we’ll be happy to clarify anything

originally recorded December 28, 2014

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