Archive for February 27, 2015

Robotic Wrist Implants

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wow, rafe really struggles through figuring out a movie character. best awkward start ever. caleb is on drugs. super mellow caleb. he relives his days with doctors regarding his brokenness. caleb gets an award (maybe) and still has a chance to go to college in stl (maybe). rafe wants to write a song. caleb gets sappy about valentine’s day. rafe gives a quick update with the DRAGON WARRIORS premier timeline, and talks about her broken bone. caleb’s mom has been super nice and caleb laughs at rafe running into a wall. side note: 3yr old rafe was wrapped in a papoose, and her head restrained by someone. she wasn’t held down by four or five people. caleb takes the floor even more with explaining what’s going to happen with his wrist and car, then the two of them talk about the sam rockwell movie and debate keira knightley’s breast size… and talk about songs and growing up. and WOW caleb basically did a poetry reading with all the lyrics he recited. next movie and songs picked, as well! gary sent in a happy dog story, too. and rafe wants your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded February 15, 2015

Intellectual Property Rights

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the most important thing to take away from this episode is caleb is not an english teacher. oh, and rafe is cool with having a boyfriend now. caleb is a mood-killer, too. let’s just blame everything bad on caleb. he’s an emotionally compromised teenage girl. they contemplate retired crime fighters which is totally depressing and hilarious. rafe reads a note from caleb because they are way too into world of warcraft. and rafe totally name-drops. if you like gaming stuff you should catch thatonevideogamer’s twitch channel. and watch the completionist. and watch super scope show. rafe and caleb gush over a really good comedy, drop dead gorgeous, that should be on everyone’s watch list. they watched a sam rockwell movie, too (a case of you) and songs of the week (lying). rafe’s work is moving to st. louis! rafe backed a kickstarter! caleb’s life is horrible! they talk about shows and stuff. and other things. just fucking listen to the damn episode. and rafe wants your bright places. tell her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded February 8, 2015

Anal Hand Holding

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rafe spends WAY too much time figuring out a song. there are a lot of awkward pauses in this episode. rafe and caleb talk toilets and sad anniversaries. and anal, of course. rafe complains about house hunting and caleb gives rafe shit about everything. caleb’s back in class and rafe is actually interested. also burrito talk…. food is really important to them. rafe rails against being nice. caleb makes a lot of jokes that rafe doesn’t get. and so so much brony talk. they watched their sam rockwell movie, and no way they did songs of the week, too!! caleb kind of raps. bright place comes up way at the end, so don’t turn off the podcast when they start talking about their music. and rafe wants your happy stories!!! TELLLL HERRRR. caleb guesses things about the superbowl which is now totally irrelevant. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded February 1, 2015

We Should Have Done Drugs

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rafe and caleb fantasize how a girl scout war would end and rafe gives a brony update. both of them catch up on their weeks and rafe has a fan!!! they have so much in common. rafe demands emails (seriously you should email her. she needs to know you care). caleb grosses out rafe with disgusting sexual actions that are best left in the darkest corners of urbandictionary. he makes some pretty awful noises so be prepared. they reminisce over childhood snacks. rafe bristles at assigning a title to her relationship and caleb chastises rafe for being controlling. also funny stuff about preparing to suck the D. caleb makes fun of rafe’s bright place and they get sidetracked by final fantasy 7’s battle music. rafe complains about work and they talk about their sam rockwell movie, better living through chemistry, which reminds caleb of some weird restroom happenings. he also nerds out over little connections between different movies. rafe decides to socially experiment on any kids she has. they did science for their songs of the week. this episode ends on a weird note as rafe comes to terms with being spoken for. and rafe is still working on getting those giveaway prizes to everyone. she hasn’t forgotten you!! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded January 25, 2015