Archive for March 27, 2015

Brony Hates Rafe

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as the title says, brony hates rafe… well, certain things about rafe. so mean. caleb makes everything better by being nathan explosion again. and he tries to get rafe to move to maryland. rafe recaps the latest work week, and caleb complains about himself talking. caleb goes a bit to a dark place when discussing memories with rafe. rafe saw allen and of course played an awesome card game (smash up). caleb makes rafe watch the video where his wrist pins come out and FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. you can watch the video here. they talk about weird sitting positions while in the restroom, and hair, and DRAGON WARRIORS. caleb talks about dates. they watched charlie’s angels for their sam rockwell movie, which was pretty disappointing… fuck you, pressure plating. the songs of the week were pretty disappointing, as well (just like the year 2000) along with rafe’s singing. but caleb keeps it rolling with hilarious wartime stories. and then he’s a total dickkkkk while talking about the next movie and song theme. speaking of dicks, get this dick off my back. UM ANYWAY rafe wants your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 16, 2015

Battle Stag!

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well, rafe is fat and trying to do something about it. caleb is kind of supportive about it. he’s not having a good time, though, because of college. and his wrist. they talk injuries again, this time about cutting – hooray! caleb updates us on his applications and living plans for the future. he also talks about some weird life connections with his physical therapist. and random kids in the neighborhood? wat. rafe watched a funny review of resident evil zero (caddicarus with jordan underneath). they talk about gentlemen broncos, the sam rockwell movie for this week. caleb makes gross noises and completely drops the ball trying to explain something which is kind of awesome. and then of course songs of the week which were sci-fi fantasy. rafe totally gets shamed during the songs. speaking of songs, rafe has a cow when she hears RAY LYNCH in gentlemen broncos. the bright place this week is about TEETH. rafe wants your bright places, please! email or tweet her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 8, 2015

Caleb’s Wrist Came Off

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rafe has anxiety issues and caleb tries to make her feel okay about it. rafe says “like” a million times. caleb likes friends and rafe doesn’t. rafe talks work and lasik (aka complains). caleb tries to solve all rafe’s work problems. caleb talks, too, about being cold in his basement. that’s about it… JUST KIDDING they also tear apart the sam rockwell movie, a single shot, and talk guns for their songs of the week with BONUS HONORABLE MENTIONS. btw they’re watching gentlemen broncos and doing fantasy songs next week. rafe talks elephant for her bright place.

and RIP, leonard nimoy. you were an inspiration.

rafe wants your bright places, please! email or tweet her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 1, 2015

Whatever Happened to MC Skat Kat?

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caleb interrupts rafe about a million times in this episode because what he wants to say is more interesting. that’s brutal. also caleb is nathan explosion. and christopher walken. caleb’s still on drugs because he actually had his wrist surgery. pretty funny antics when caleb’s on morphine. rafe is biased against certain car makes. snow happens. there’s a brony update (living arrangements). animated cats come up. rafe’s buddy steven price is doing dome on the range where he lived in the desert. caleb’s buddy steve price was a bully who punched people. they talk about a sad sam rockwell movie and rafe has a mild freakout. caleb still doesn’t know if he’s going to come to st. louis for school. they talk cold songs this week and also picking pick their next movie and music theme. caleb almost forgets about rafe’s bright place. but don’t worry, rafe’s got your back. and rafe hates caleb. oh btw when rafe says the hotel is $350 a month she meant A WEEK. seriously, st. louis isn’t THAT cheap. gosh. rafe wants your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 1, 2015