Archive for April 24, 2015

Cardboardboxgate

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caleb tells a pretty interesting story about a license plate, and that’s basically the highlight of the show. rafe got in a fight with brony… again… (political pundits are calling it cardboardboxgate) but hey! life is happening! basically, they spent a lot of time bullshitting. rafe wants to take an awkward picture with brony ala tim and eric. they don’t talk about daredevil. soon… they debate which professional sport has the best innuendos. they watched frost/nixon for their sam rockwell movie and it really opened their eyes to the watergate scandal. they did political music to fit with the movie. rafe’s bright place is a twitter account that will find sad tweets so you can reply with happy things. rafe wants your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 13, 2015

Our Guest is a PAIN!

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there’s a GUEST. he’s an angry, punkrock kind of guy. everyone say hi to keith parker jones of the band PAIN. it’s a horror punk/metal band local to maryland but worthy of national appreciation. rafe and caleb interview nekro pain using the most piercing myspace survey questions. things get pretty awkward. KPJ might be an alcoholic. but hey they give a thank-you to some fans. thanks, fans!! they talk soap. they talk gay marriage. caleb and nekro almost kiss. KPJ is nice enough to share part of “digging her own grave” and everyone has trouble pronouncing words. the sam rockwell movie, safe men, was good and you get to hear why. caleb does more impressions and caleb and KPJ discuss the music industry. DAVID!! songs of the week take up even more time because nekro has to add his three. the bright place is about beeping easter eggs, which is pretty sweet. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 6, 2015

Movie Moving Drama

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rafe has big life news! she has to deliver a belt. caleb talks grad school and trying to get a job. he saw birdman! no spoilers, promise. community, too. no spoilers? rafe is happy and doesn’t know what to do with herself. caleb is trying to be a better person and not such a homewrecker. one might say it’s a charming story… and caleb makes fun of rafe for her jncos. then he brings up one of his old transformers, soundwave and her drama. things are fucked up, caleb explains injuries caused by airbags, and rafe and caleb watch the wrong sam rockwell movie. songs happen. good songs. and rafe kills something, which is impressive. and there are bright places about pollution and a bachelor party. and omg there’s going to be a GUEST NEXT WEEK. FROM A BAND. anyway, you should send rafe your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 30, 2015

Rafe Gets a Life Coach

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rafe complains about hunting for an apartment and caleb and rafe catch up on other happenings. they talk about rollercoasters and painkillers and skinny arms. st. patrick’s day happened, too. a lot of life stuff happened. caleb introduces rafe to poutine which btw she will totally make when she has the time. rafe complains about exercising and caleb tries to life coach her and just pisses her off. he saw the end of friends! a few decades late. caleb talks yarn. they watched another sam rockwell movie OF COURSE, and caleb and rafe try to pick a better ending. their music this week was about show business. lots of word speaking. rafe’s bright place is about a dog getting a nose transplant. rafe wants your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 22, 2015