Archive for May 29, 2015

Tinder Swipes

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rafe hates lollipop for andriod (it’s the worst). caleb and rafe bring light into everyone’s life by quoting the GI joe PSAs and caleb basically recaps how he works every day. caleb is not good with hearing good news. more adventures with the kitten, and adventures with rafe judging people on tinder. she and caleb rewrite his tinder profile and do more judging. rafe logs back into okcupid which is a bad idea. picking apart tinder profiles is a good idea, though. #nofatties. hey, castlevania guy is doing a new video game called bloodstained!! it almost makes up for the horrible sam rockwell movie. thankfully, they get to say a bad word a lot because it’s their song theme this week. rafe talks about a an alaskan litter of kittens for the bright place and caleb fucks around on dictionary.com. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded May 19, 2015

How to Make a Robot Curse

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rafe and caleb get completely distracted by dictionary.com‘s robot word pronunciation. it sucks because only caleb’s got recorded. rafe tried a couple of times (cool story bro) but it’s just dead air. rafe starts her college class soon and caleb’s ending his. chaos all around – and yes, rafe tries so ask caleb if he’s slaanesh like a total nerd. kitten! there’s a kitten! caleb talks about the end of undergrad life and meeting another caleb. rafe is still saying “like” way too much and caleb uses dictionary.com too much. rafe’s buddy ginger finds the best chrome extension ever (involving butts, of course). caleb talks about dudeOMG! because talking about other podcasts is a thing now. related, caleb accidentally reconnects with an old friend. rafe and caleb hated this week’s sam rockwell movie, last exit to brooklyn. songs were a little better, being songs about new york. the bright place is about never giving up on your education. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded May 14, 2015

Ultron and Strippers

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caleb tells a great story about thomas the tank engine which prompts a discussion on microwave fires. bullies. caleb started a job! his week sucks and so does rafe’s! they talk avengers: age of ultron but keep away from spoilers… mostly… they have a long-winded discussion on which infinity stones have been introduced (like super long-winded). then they complain about the sam rockwell movie, made (though sam rockwell is super adorbs in it). caleb sums it up by explaining, “made makes you wanna kill yourself and it’s not its job.” rafe hasn’t seen braveheart. caleb is disappoint. caleb talks about crying over a monkey. they chose songs they’d like to hear in a strip club, which reminds caleb of his numerous strip club experiences. rafe actually brings up kickstarter with an awesome game called yooka laylee from the guy that brought us banjo-kazooie and donkey kong country. the bright place makes rafe feel like there’s still hope in the world! next time, they’ll talk about next exit to brooklyn and songs about new york. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded May 4, 2015

Race Riots and Mother’s Day

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rafe rehashes another brony battle and ends up getting angry and yelling at caleb. caleb counters by talking about someone with tourette’s. caleb hung out with his boyfriends which is super sexy. he also watched the documentary about scientology called going clear and he thinks you should watch it, too. caleb thinks his car is okay, but… he doesn’t have it… rafe tells a boring story about allergies and her local honey. rafe reads her favorite tweetku which is awesome. then caleb jumps on his soapbox in regards to the riots in baltimore and bemoans racism which totally kills the mood, like always . then of course they do their sam rockwell movie (conviction) and talk songs that remind them of their mothers. believe it or not, there’s a bright place, too. well, allergies and haikus.


don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 27, 2015

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