Archive for June 26, 2015

Drinking With Brony

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well, it finally happened. brony is a guest on the podcast. he’s drinking. everyone is drinking. rafe’s super excited that she got to share POWERTHIRST with her coworkers. caleb and brony make horrible noises. caleb is still on tinder and having okay luck. he’s totally cool with people googling him. caleb found a new subreddit that’s… boobs. they talk about the cosby show because the main guy in the sam rockwell movie, strictly business, was also in that show. brony talks about nerdy stuff with the gang, mostly about moving away from world of warcraft to final fantasy XIV. caleb refuses to be excited about the ffvii remake that may or may not happen. hey greg from on tour now is going to be a guest next week, thanks to brony! the songs was about old hip hop/rap so… interesting. rafe’s bright place about some 20yr old dude who was on a TED talk who has a way to clean up the debris in the ocean. caleb’s bright place is about a dog. brony’s bright place was about human heads but it got cut out because of the time. maybe they’ll do a “behind the scenes” cut of this episode? WHO KNOWS. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 17, 2015

Tinder Swiper No Swiping

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rafe’s pretty stoked she can say jake stormoen’s name because he introduced himself on fiverr. and caleb is pretty confused about some girl’s name. rafe gushes about adam johnson and DRAGON WARRIORS. caleb says one of the most disgusting phrases rafe has ever heard. rafe talks about her boring class and caleb is ashamed at how nerdy he is with lord of the rings and game of thrones. but hey! tinder judgement is back! are you ready for some tinder!?!? rafe’s weekend is SO BORING. but she helps caleb do a better tinder profile by taking advice from a GQ article and later wikihow. and the yeti picture of caleb? you can see it right here. after this tinder time, rafe is pretty sure emoji needs to be a shorter word. so much tinder. and a sam rockwell movie!! basquiat. not bad. songs were about painting. because artists. rafe’s bright place was about dogs that get staff photos at a school. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 9, 2015

Boggles

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not happy news this episode. caleb talks about boggles the kitten. but then he talks about shoes so it gets better. he recaps a pretty eventful week. rafe went to the doctor’s and also started class, which isn’t exciting at all. update on caleb’s stupid name pronunciation. erotic fanart and new video games come up. not related to each other, though. caleb doesn’t know about the samurai pizza cats so of course they start talking about random shows from their childhood (mostly anime that no one will remember). rafe and caleb pick their next movie actor to follow after all sam rockwell movies are done! guess on twitter. you can tag @rafehatescaleb in your guess and #nextsamrockwell. they did songs about food. rafe is excited about josh from furybox doing videos and working on his own podcast/videocast. and caleb is super excited about kung fury (rightfully so). rafe stumbles over her words telling her bright place about a boy donating his hair and caleb wraps up this episode by ruining a song. like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 4, 2015

Scary Teeth

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rafe says goodbye to brony at the beginning of this ep, which is a little confusing at first. she’s super excited about tami stronach (the childlike empress in the neverending story) being in a new film called poslední z aporveru. from the crappy translation, it seems to be about a world where people live in cities on top of gigantic mushrooms, and there’s evil that must be defeated. good news! rafe finally watched ghostbusters. rafe also tells a boring story about fake skype accounts but hey watch this video! caleb and rafe talk about what they want out of life (top three list of course) and also about being control freaks in the kitchen. rafe is a hypochondriac and caleb is a graduate. they complain about the sam rockwell movie, light sleeper. omg so bad. songs this week are about sleep. rafe talks about the french supermarkets not being allowed to throw away food. goulet! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded May 27, 2015