Archive for July 31, 2015

Real Life Sucks

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caleb starts out being totally sexual and weird and says “like” a whole bunch (new drinking word!). rafe complains about being an adult and having responsibilities and caleb saw ant man. rafe talks about michael douglas having throat cancer. there may be some small spoilers, but nothing serious. they nerd out a little bit more with marvel. rafe talks vaguely about her crap week and caleb makes a big decision about women in his life. they both have a good time talking about the sam rockwell, jack and his friends. caleb regrettably saw transformers: age of extinction, but on an up note, here’s SHARK WAHLBERG. someone at caleb’s work might get fired and someone else left so woah restaurant dramaaaaaa. everything has been horrible because mercury is in retrograde. they discuss their songs which are about friendship and rafe slips up saying FUN a lot. SOON – new actor since they’re running out of sam rockwell movies. you can guess on twitter. tag @rafehatescaleb! they wrap up the conversation by doing some tinder swiping and coffee meets bagel. next week, they’re doing somebody to love and love songs. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 21, 2015

Reheated Sweet Fries

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the show starts out with rafe making ugly noises and talking about ladybaby. caleb jokes about his radio voice which reminds rafe of some german website that had old flash videos on it called ZOMG ZUFALL!. then rafe has to complain about not being able to wear her favorite t-shirts on casual fridays. caleb talks about standing up to a girl at work. and by standing up, we mean he spitefully reacts to a negative situation and rafe laughs about it. caleb brags about karaoke and being emotional while watching inside out. he also talks about his week which was pretty crazy. lots of food. boring food talk. also dates. caleb dates. rafe talks a bit about final fantasy 14 and how pretty it is. then they talk about their sam rockwell movie, matchstick men. please watch this clip of cage going crazy. their songs were about fire! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 14, 2015

Just Rafe and Caleb

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caleb and rafe go through tinder men profiles and try to create a more douchey profile for caleb. rafe and caleb both can’t pronounce “français” but it was probably spelled incorrectly on that tinder profile? yeah that’s why. not because they’re stupid americans. huge thank you to gary who has been our super marketeer across the pond!!! in other news, rafe talks about her conversation with jake stormoen and adam johnson while they were on set for miracle maker. but hey, DRAGON WARRIORS is still making progress which is good news! caleb does his awesome dean winchester impression while complaining about the sam rockwell movie, happy hell night. they continue complaining about shows and finally get around to their songs about hell. rafe says fun too much. fuck you, caleb. next week, matchstick men and songs about fire. SOON – new actor since they’re running out of sam rockwell movies. you can guess on twitter. tag us! rafe’s bright places are about tabrizi’s passing on restaurant weekend to feed the homeless and jetblue getting free books to kids in DC with the campaign soar with reading. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 9, 2015

Lord Have Mercy, We Have The Greg

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greg is on the show greg is on the show greg is on the showwwwww. we’re talking about THE greg, the gang tries to highlight the great things greg is doing on twitch and twitter but rafe manages to sully the good times by talking about bathroom blowjobs. greg gets in a few words about on tour now, his awesome show where he plays video games with bands. they do a bit of tinder and a bit of movie voices and impersonations. brony and caleb compare world of warcraft achievement points and everyone makes fun of the sam rockwell movie. songs were about the darker side of human nature. prostitutes, mostly. caleb has a bright place in his real life about homeless folks and rafe tries to ruin it by saying giving food to homeless people can be illegal. greg’s a lot of fun, talks about comedians and his show and everyone has a great time. they run a little long but GREG IS WORTH IT. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 1, 2015

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