Archive for September 25, 2015

Jeepers Creepers

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caleb does a play-by-play of a commercial with the worst friends ever. the casuals were successful in their gofundme, which means rafe and caleb both got their slap videos (see rafe’s here and caleb’s here). caleb totally insults the guys. caleb was also on their podcast, as they’ve said before, so go listen to that episode. caleb recaps the sad story of dead people on mount everest and rafe rails against taking physical risks. speaking of risks, listen to rafe and caleb stumble through the republican debate. warning, political stuff but also nonsense. they don’t fact-check anything, btw. caleb lightens things up a bit by talking drama about marvel and fox. rafe is excited about the pure pwnage movie! no more details than that. they watched jeepers creepers aka “this could have been a supernatural episode” (which rafe totally spoils) and caleb has the best recap of the best part of the movie. songs were about eyes. because you know, where’d you get those eyes. besides pure pwnage creating a movie, the bright place was aspen, colorado going totally green energy. next week will be crossroads and britney spears songs. exciting! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded September 20, 2015

Happy Campers

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in this thrilling episode, rafe asks important questions about HOA’s and what a podcast is and what has bruce campbell done with his career? caleb was a guest on the casuals podcast because he supported the guys with getting a new piece of equipment. he also bought a gigantic frying pan and other things on amazon, thanks to lucas. caleb started lootcrate! they discuss work desk decorations and what’s appropriate, which reminds caleb of his personal belongings he got back when he was fired. the meaning of love comes up. so does opera (with some pretty sweet facial hair). that brings them to the old mary kate and ashley olsen songs like pizzaaaaaaaaa. rafe watches totally obsessed and thinks about her android theme. they watched happy campers and did songs about camping and the woods. rafe’s bright place is about a pink dolphin that might be pregnant. next week, they’ve got jeepers creepers and songs about eyes. so clever. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded September 12, 2015

Galaxy Quest Redux

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caleb makes the mistake of asking rafe about windows operating systems. rafe throws down some hate for the new google logo and finds a new genre of shows to binge watch on netflix. then caleb plays point-counterpoint with rafe regarding the super mario bros movie and gets really bent out of shape, then comes up with some pretty good movie ideas. he draws some very deep lines in the sand. they get way too into the metroid release timeline and caleb gets all nerdy about full console games versus off-shoots. and caleb got a ps3 game! whooohoo! and rafe started using ibotta and you should totally do it too, and use her referral code so you can be buddies. it helps you get money back from doing normal grocery shopping. caleb is jobbing so hard and dating so hard. caleb and rafe discuss the best type of wedding reception to have. caleb drank pudding. they watched galaxy quest! with the new actor, justin long! rafe decides it’s important to rate things. holding strong. they wonder about the aftermath of the end of galaxy quest. come join the discussion – tag @rafehatescaleb and tweet to us! DO IT. songs were a fuckup. caleb did songs about nostalgia, rafe did songs that make her nostalgic. whoops! rafe is actually wrong. totally admits it. they didn’t get to talk about FFXIV. sad face. the bright place was about a family who is giving away their house. say what??! that means gary can move here! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded September 6, 2015

Tweeter Out The Buttholer

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dragon warriors has a “save the date” and rafe and caleb have to figure out the logistics – on this episode, of course. rafe might be moving servers in final fantasy XIV which is really only interesting to the people involved. caleb has a new friend to talk to about games. caleb tries to share how to make bangin potato soup and also how he’s successfully dating. caleb has news about an animal!! rafe keeps trying to talk and caleb interrupts and honestly it’s pretty entertaining. rafe saw pixels and caleb complains about all the horrible adam sandler movies. they eventually get to the sam rockwell movie, drunks. THE LAST SAM ROCKWELL MOVIE (for now). rafe and caleb disagree on this one, but no one is surprised about that. a year in review! favorite sam rockwell movies! least favorite! they do their songs about drinking. hooray, drinks and drunks. they go over the guesses for the new actor! someone got it right! you should like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded August 25, 2015