Archive for January 29, 2016

Live Free or Die Hard

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great show-opener with rafe doing some stuff to gary. caleb talks drunk snowdays and TP sandwiches with his roommate. lots of drinking and board games. rafe does training. fun word games using cody (casuals fame) and his nickname. they #potatoamovie and then laugh about a great reddit thread where they add “ing” to the end of movie titles. they discuss having nerdy shit on their walls. rafe talks apartments because her life is SUPER interesting. caleb suggests some horrible subreddits for rafe that are very nsfw. caleb read locke & key and has opinions about it and tells a bit about the story. they watched live free and die hard and rafe has many thoughts. caleb brings up and interesting idea related to john mcclane and the movie unbreakable. caleb also solves the water jug problem from die hard: with a vengeance (you’re welcome). they did songs that make you think about americaaaaaa. david bowie comes up again because of labyrinth and kanye. caleb has a tinder stalker. it’s getting pretty serious. next week, battle for terra and songs about EARTH. speaking of earth, how about some thoughtful conversation about independence day? also bill nye versus beakman. what do you think? don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded January 23, 2016

Idiocracy

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welcome to rafe hates caleb, where caleb starts the show by just making noises. rafe contemplates cake and caleb contemplates how unnecessary forks are. food talks. inside jokes. stupid caleb jokes. his pun really got rafe. giant bathtubs and reminiscing, and more cat talk. caleb admits to doctoring his social media. brief angry discussion about CBS possibly removing CW shows from netflix, which spawns the thoughts of how different TV is nowadays. RIP alan rickman and david bowie! rafe talks about the joys of city living and caleb calls her names. they have some laughs regarding the IT crowd. speaking of funny, watch this hilarious spoof on always sunny and star wars called it’s always sunny in tatooine. some serious talk about idiocracy and some great songs about stupid dumb idiots. rafe gets tricked into thinking the neverending story is getting a remake, which it’s totally not. this causes caleb and rafe to fight about how another neverending story could happen. caleb talks a bit more about his dating life, which seems to be heating up. next time, they talk about live free or die hard, and songs about ‘MURICA. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded January 16, 2016

Accepted

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the awkward start of a podcast when rafe and caleb recorded basically two days in a row… caleb caught up on always sunny and they talk a bit about favorites. rafe brings up animal abuse because 2016 is going to be a happy year. kids are the worst. real talk about being overweight, wanting a baby, and going to college. caleb is dating, which is pretty typical. rafe has some opinions on sharks and dragons. then more college talk. some bragging. they talk about their biggest “what if” moments. rafe struggles with money. they eventually get around to talking about accepted, like 35 minutes into the podcast, if you wanna skip all the life talk? they’re very proud of justin long for also kissing blake lively. they did college songs. pretty good time. next movie, idiocracy. next song theme, stupid dumb idiots. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded January 9, 2016

The Break Up

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rafe starts off the show with some anger and caleb brings in the big guns and tells his horrible cat story. he recaps his christmas break (supernatural and drinking) and they both experience the woes of coming back to work after a break. rafe struggles with what VPN stands for, all for the sake of a story. rafe complains a bit about her christmases but caleb brings the mood up with another drinking story. they briefly touch on star wars 7 but there are no spoilers. caleb tells a happy story about a christmas miracle. rafe is irritated about old lingering dating sites. they discuss the break-up which was okay, but not great, and rafe remembers tonto’s name. hooray! and then of course they cover break-up songs! caleb succeeded in his 2015 resolution and rafe can’t really remember what her resolution was. a talk about fallout boy prompts some singing. enjoy. caleb is very happy about being able to play very short clips of songs. also tori amos and her face. and angry songs about george w. bush (says wiki). some start wars and fanfiction and supernatural stuff comes up. caleb misses the supernatural episode when dean/jensen ackles performs eye of the tiger. next week, they’re watching accepted and doing college songs. oh, and the bright place is dead. welcome to 2016. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded January 6, 2016