Archive for April 29, 2016

Puzzle Butt

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today is the 30th anniversary of the chernobyl nuclear meltdown. but that’s not really a topic for this episode. they talk about hype! gettin’ hyped!! next week, they’re going to have nekro pain of pain, josh of furybox, and brony of rafe’s life. caleb drinks and does school work. apparently rafe tries too hard at online school. caleb is doing more in life. but this day, he had a fantastic day. he totally gets on his soap box like woah. all the boxes of soap. except the cats – the cats struck again. caleb has a netflix confession that’s just completely insane. rafe has news about help desk. gender identity comes up, and target. and also urbandictionary words, and also spongebob repetitious songs. caleb has been watching gaming speed runs. rafe complains about it because of brony. games. lots of game talk. confessions about speed runs, too. super nerd. they gush about the upcoming five-person partycast. they watched piccadilly jim as the month of sam rockwell continues. thank god for sam rockwell. the songs this week were from the 1930’s. very good choices! and a surprising twist of events! next week, two mics, five people, sam rockwell’s mr. right, and FIFTEEN songs about killing people. yeesh. rafe talks about her trip which isn’t very interesting. sorry for the weak ending. and some complaining. oh, and old rice crispies. god dammit, rafe. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 26, 2016

Alabama Hot Pocket

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rafe is super stoked for the upcoming disney movies that’ll be airing in may and caleb tries to figure out what the movies are about. this obviously brings up a discussion on race choices in blockbuster movie and netflix show collections. and ben & jerry’s. mmmmmm, prison ice cream. caleb describes an alabama hot pocket, which is extremely disgusting. it’s around 12:00 through 12:20 so… skip it…. also tubgirl at 14:10 through about 14:50. they argue about moving. don’t worry, caleb tells a tinder story to get things back on track. and then another tinder story about foreheads. more drop dead gorgeous quotes, because it never gets old. seriously, watch that movie. and we announce the winner of the march madness giveaway! hashtag cratehate! they talk about their sam rockwell movie this week, digging for fire. caleb goes all analytical with the tropes. then rafe and caleb get into what fires them up. rafe’s revolves around uninstalling quicktime, which you should all do because it’s no longer being supported and it’s a security risk. caleb talks about goatse and a lack of passion. sad face. they did songs about going on an adventure, which was quite entertaining. next time, piccadilly jim and songs from the 1930’s. woof. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 19, 2016

The Wounded Seagull

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playing with playback speed starts off this exciting episode. btw, apologies for the crackling on the mic. you can blame rafe or caleb. caleb saw the boss with melissa mccarthy! rafe reminisces about dudes and dragons with caleb. caleb is super stoked about the animaniacs on netflix. you all should watch that cartoon, for reals. enny wanted to know if rafe and caleb have ever discussed the wounded seagull. well, they discuss it. in depth. with actors and orgasming turtles. and anime guys. and john krasinski (the body from 13 hours). anyway. fucksex with men. rafe talks about phishing emails and being an arbonne consultant. become her client today! and then drink vodka with her. and gin. rafe gets embarrassed about a gin memory. they watched a sam rockwell movie!!! don verdean! they did spiritual songs, about god, and faith, and praying, and stuff. caleb plays one of his choices for you. butterscotch is named. caleb worries about the future. and has some bloody health concerns. rafe panics about the next movie, but DON’T WORRY she’ll be prepared for digging for fire (another sam rockwell movie, awesomeeeee). after much debate, they’re doing songs about ADVENTURE. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 12, 2016

Serious Moonlight

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first world problems and a giveaway start off this exciting podcast episode. rafe complains a lot. about sinks. rafe also gets scared about the future. caleb gives her a ton of shit and makes jokes because otherwise this show would be crap. then rafe complains about the shower. caleb got published! first author! and we went on dates. like, multiple dates. there was the crazy one, the disappointed one, and the okay one. he’s like the goldilocks of dating. other than that we find out how mean caleb is. caleb listened to sam rockwell on the wtf podcast. they watched serious moonlight with justin long and the overall opinion is – well, you’ll just have to listen. they did songs about serious and light. rafe gets a little passive-aggressive! and then gushes about jake stormoen and his lovely patreon. next time, they’re going to watch a sam rockwell movie!!! don verdean. and songs about spirituality and stuff. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 5, 2016

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