Archive for June 22, 2016

Old Dogs

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rafe talks plan-b drones and caleb and KPJ have come up with a new easter challenge. they talk about father’s day and life in general. caleb makes fun of rafe again for being old and without children. caleb went to a high school graduation, and again they feel old. caleb had a good time. then they get in a weird debate on cell phones and the providers no longer doing two-year contracts. and plagiarism. and diets, which rafe is apparently really bad at following. things are always better with butter. this week, they watched old dogs and did songs about old and dogs. the movie… eh. disney… money powerhouse. next week, they watch alvin and the chipmunks: the squeakquel and do songs about woman and man power. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 4, 2016

Warcraft

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what’s that? a SPECIAL EPISODE? WITH GREG!??! rafe and caleb catch up a bit with greg, the biggest news being he’s pregnant. he talks a bit about on tour now and pet clinic. but yes, baby talk! on the other side the happy train is caleb, sitting in the sadness caboose. rafe brings some somberness to the convo with her own relationship. rafe is excited about funny or die’s bachelorette stories and a naked eating in japan. greg and caleb giggle back and forth using simpsons quotes. AND THEN WARCRAFT. all the craft of war. the talk starts at about 30 minutes in, if you don’t want to hear about the movie and any #spoilers (and yes, there are #warcraft #spoilers). also a small spoiler at 50:15-50:30 the ratings are at the 45 minute mark, if you want that. they do a warcraft fan rating, then a regular person rating. #doublerating. they do songs about WAR. next week, they really will watch their justin long movie, old dogs, and do songs about old and dogs. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 12, 2016

Planet 51

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rafe gives tips and tricks for balanced and healthy breakfasts. rafe also complains a bit about work, yay! caleb makes fun of rafe for her week of nothing, which involves scissors. she talks about her class and how crappy it is and about the worst songs in a playlist. caleb asks important questions about life. there’s a little visual map, if you care to see it. it was created by anna varis. then caleb goes into movie titles with one missing letter and the summary of that new movie. also power rangers nostalgia. daredevil. old shows. unfinished things. caleb tells an awesome story about planes. like, really fast planes – SR71’s. this week, the justin long movie is planet 51 and rafe and caleb get hung up on some really odd points. for example, buttholes and dog pee. and they spend wayyyy too much time on base nine math. they both did songs about planets. caleb also realizes how long he’s been out of high school. next week, they say they’re going to watch old dogs and do songs about old and dogs, BUT IN AN UNEXPECTED TWIST they will be watching world of warcraft and songs about war. and greg from on tour now. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 4, 2016

After.Life

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rafe and caleb are one step closer to fulfilling the march madness giveaway! after rafe talks about listening to MY NAME IS IAN, caleb goes through the alphabet of holes. yes, it’s that weird and/or gross. rafe opens up about some of her concerns about immortality. rafe brings up christopher pike again and caleb is a dick about it. caleb is torn about his spare bedroom. hashtag first world problems. they both finally watched turbo kid and caleb has words about dope. mythica comes up. back it!! dates happened. car shopping happened – with baron von furybox! caleb had a cash-shortage issue but these things happen. caleb’s getting getting all domestic with furybox and making fancy french sauces. rafe talks about her life-changing experience with caleb. they discuss their justin long movie, after.life, and complain about it. the boobs are nice, though. and liams neesons. for their songs, rafe did after and caleb did life. he plays some music for you guys which fucks up the audio for the rest of the episode. WE BLAME FURYBOX. next week, they’ll be watching justin long in planet 51 and songs about planets. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded May 30, 2016