Archive for October 28, 2016

Spooktacular 2016! (Tusk)

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rafe warms up on the air, and then things get serious when rafe mourns a loss. then caleb and rafe establish the drinking game rules:
1. can’t say FUN
2. must respond to SPOOKTACULAR by making ghost noises
3. if someone sings, you have to combat it with another related song, or drink
4. special audience rule: drink whenever they say “BETCH”
please feel free to play along, if you are of a legal drinking age and won’t drive drunk.
they discuss the twitter vote (winner is announced, guys. it’s a pretty big deal) and caleb complains about his computer and rafe complains about drinking. rafe is trying to get brony to watch the room, and caleb gets sidetracked with masturbation. they swear and drink. rafe tries to read a crappy poem on the internet which goes horribly wrong, and they talk about tusk, starring justin long, written/directed by kevin smith. caleb has some thoughts on haley joel osment, who was also in tusk. caleb recites REALLY BAD POETRY. caleb makes rafe spill her drink after almost spitting out stuff. then rafe reads some of her old stupid myspace posts and caleb pisses her off. they do their songs about animals and caleb sings A LOT. next week, they’ll be watching justin long in yoga hosers, and they’ll do songs about stretching. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded October 25, 2016

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

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rafe has anxiety about the silliest thing, and caleb knows too many jingles for his own good. rafe recaps her weekend, where she actually went outside. caleb also recaps his weekend, which involved a lot of nintendo and food. more food is discussed, like lunch meat, teriyaki chicken, and fried rice. they also talk about trucks. this is a weird episode. caleb forces his entertainment preferences on his parents, which resulted in some game grumps and other random stuff. rafe is reminded of some funny irish youtube stuff like how to speak dublin. caleb remembers a very awkward moment with “ninja scroll and does impressions of rafe’s grandma. they watched alvin and the chipmunks: the road chip (thanks again, justin long) which spurs an odd dissection of inter-species attraction. they did songs about puns and caleb made it way more difficult than it needed to be. next week is SPOOKTACULAR 2016 OMG ARE YOU READY?!?! the justin long movie will be tusk and songs about animals. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded October 17, 2016

The Lookalike

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caleb is happy to do impressions of a favorite arrow character and spends a fair amount of time interrupting rafe for his own selfish wants – aka hamilton. rafe is excited about another great arrowstorm entertainment movie on kickstarter called magellan. caleb lists all the food he’s had, which reminds rafe of the awesomeness of sugar free gummy bears. caleb does his best to derail everything with his funny pictures. caleb giggles about the presidential debate, ken bone, and maass. this prompts an embarrassing story by rafe. clowns come up, and creepy attics. passive-aggressive work comments and gravestones, too. they get inspired by trump’s horrible words and discuss being grabbed in the vag/dick. also rafe’s lack of children. they talk about their justin long movie, the lookalike. then it’s a rousing battle of songs, with rafe liking and caleb looking. next week, they’ll suffer through justin long in alvin and the chipmunks: the road chip. they’ll be doing songs with puns. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded October 10, 2016

Comet

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rafe talks about her exciting life of training and caleb updates everyone on his cough situation and brags about his perfect blood. brags come about when he talks about his night out and his loki-level dart game. but then things get real when caleb, furybox, and billy from dudeOMG go on a painful adventure involving hot peppers. it gets bathroom gross. rafe goes full angry-old-man talking about new technology. they talk about their justin long movie of the week, comet, which is currently streaming on netflix. they did cover songs and rafe leans heavily on the AV club’s AV underground. next week, they watch justin long in the lookalike, also currently streaming on netflix. rafe’ll do songs about liking and caleb will do songs about looking. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded October 3, 2016