Archive for December 30, 2016

Ouch! It Hurts!

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shitty sound quality aside, rafe brings up a lovely story about coincidence in kentucky. caleb laughs about some ridiculous hashtags and accidentally dirty names. rafe is way behind the times when it comes to transformers and also discovers the next fast and furious movie (hashtag evil dreadlocks). caleb suggests yet another movie for rafe called miami connection and teaches rafe about the turing test. rafe explains some horrible voices that she and others have, which leads into an awkward conversation about high-pitched noises. good new and bad news about some animals, too. caleb also tries to summarize 2016, and rafe isn’t sure what happened to brexit. this week’s alan rickman movie is close my eyes. they whine a bit about missing sam rockwell. for songs this week, rafe and caleb picked forbidden love. caleb tries to sing one of rafe’s songs… yeah. next alan rickman movie is bob roberts. rafe will be doing songs by bobs and caleb will do songs by roberts. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded December 13, 2016

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Rafe’s Dumbness

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well folks, rafe isn’t really on her game this episode which she thinks is pretty dumb. caleb goes into great detail on a final fantasy 7 speed run that gets pretty nerdy. then caleb starts talking about pokemon go and rafe gets WAY too excited. rafe is also happy about watching foxes diving into snow and caleb wants rafe to watch community. rafe keeps singing the MASH themesong, and well. she’s just weird. rafe hounds caleb about being too fancy in the kitchen, then has some really important questions about soup stuff. caleb questions a super-fast zelda runner that he’s been competing against on twitch. they talked about robin hood: prince of thieves. after discussing parodies, caleb throws out a challenge to the listeners. do you have what it takes to prove him wrong?!?! caleb did songs about being rich and rafe did songs about being poor. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in close my eyes. since this movie is about incest, they’ll be doing songs about forbidden love. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded December 12, 2016

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Melonballing

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rafe found a new favorite subreddit. caleb is excited about the end of 2016 and lists his plans. rafe is in denial about her mental disorders. rafe quotes an old okcupid profile and they have some laughs. she then awkwardly complains about not understanding sexuality. they get on a tangent about sapiensexual. caleb brings up his personal experiments with food and masturbation, which leads them down a horrible path of masturbation tips and sexy time. rafe then finds things specifically about female masturbation and they’re not very clever. after that debacle, they discuss the alan rickman movie of the week, truly madly deeply. the songs of the week all have titles with prominent adverbs. there’s a fight about it, which is so typical. rafe tries to sing but forgets some of the words. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in robin hood: prince of thieves. rafe will do songs about poor and caleb will be rich! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded December 6, 2016

The Doorknob Episode

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hold onto your facial tissues, caleb starts off the show with a depressing story. but don’t fret, rafe gets all excited about seeing the game grumps live (spoiler: it was amazing). she also gives her own opinions on chicago food and makes fun of windows 10. caleb talks food and then he and rafe debate the pronunciation of turmeric. rafe has decided to be festive and actually participate at work and caleb confuses everything by explaining voting. they talk weird pizza habits and discover that yes, rafe is a fat girl. then caleb gets disgusting talking about cheese and doorknobs. after rafe is sufficiently grossed out, they talk about the alan rickman movie of the week: quigley down under. caleb goes full snobby know-it-all with analyzing the movie. but hot damn, tom selleck. caleb dd down song and rafe did under songs. caleb gets angry at rafe again for not watching trailers, and she offers up a new (yaoi) anime to watch. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in truly madly deeply and doing songs with prominent adverbs in the title. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded December 5, 2016

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