Archive for January 27, 2017

White People Problems

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rafe goes on a bit of a rant about tiny computers and tiny mobile computers. then caleb is an ass about processors. rafe does some research about how many cores you have have in a processor and you won’t believe the answer. and then they get into addiction and facebook. it’s caleb’s turn to rant as he explains his hatred of facebook and people. and also obnoxious teenagers. then caleb is angry about more stuff, including hair. he’s… he’s really angry. he talks a bit about world of warcraft and fucking up. they talk a lot about sense & sensibility, which is odd. but they both appreciated alan rickman in the movie. then it’s onto songs about sense and sensible and sensibility. caleb and rafe are both very excited about their number one picks. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman be rasputin. they’ll be doing songs related to ways that people tried to kill rasputin. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 24, 2017

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Stick Around for the Goats

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rafe’s hate for caleb really shines through at the beginning of the episode. there’s a quick update on the dudeOMG bunch and then talk of evil, fatty-fat-fat cats. but clean cats… and who the hell is shadoe stevens? then it’s caleb’s turn to be angry. #angry2017. and complaining about college. caleb teaches rafe how to reddit and introduces her to neckbeardRPG and the chad attack. caleb has some interesting tactics for group projects. and thanks to trump, rafe has some interesting things to reveal about chia pets. caleb tells a story that’s both vague and exciting, and there’s a bit of a political corner (sorry, everyone). somehow they transition into netflix’s a series of unfortunate events, neil patrick harris, harry potter, and rocky balboa. they watched alan rickman in an awfully big adventure. caleb rants a bit. caleb does songs about big and rafe does awful and then suddenly…. goat noises??! and next week, they’ll be watching the much-loved alan rickman in sense and sensability. caleb is going to do songs about senses and rafe will be sensible. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 17, 2017

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Don’t Deny Me My Happiness

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rafe is WAY TOO LOUD when this episode starts. but then she settles the fuck down. jfc rafe get your shit together you are a MESS. then caleb forces her to carry the entire podcast for about a minute. at least she has kiss cams to make her feel better. caleb has a lot going on but can’t give specifics and it turns into a weird frustrating game. then caleb remembers having a conversation with rafe that never happened. and stuff about pyramid schemes! also losing weight! then the dumpster kitties make an appearance and caleb has to go take care of them. they talk a bit about negative energies, anti-vaxxers, and accepting happiness. nice. and a little update about keith parker jones! rafe laughs a bit at ariana grande and gets some humble pie. and then she gets way to animated about non-traditional breakfast. the stumble over how to best explain the alan rickman movie, mesmer. it’s… it’s a trip, guys. then they do songs about hypnosis. rafe interrupts everything to bring up lumbersexuality. also and adorable kitten harassing a beard. caleb wonders about people who are animated while gaming and rafe is sad she doesn’t have more gary in her life. she also makes caleb read a post from gary in a horrible scotch accent. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in an awfully big adventure and competing with their songs. caleb is big and rafe is awful. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 10, 2017

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Dumpster Kitties

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hello and welcome to another interesting episode of random things! rafe tries to explain her gut feeling to caleb and they both possibly don’t know how to live healthy lives. and kitties! more kitties. and gross stuff about kitties. rafe brags about christmas and is also back to playing wildstar. caleb also goes over his christmas stuff and then gives rafe a hard time about butter. rafe and caleb have more laughs about adverbs and then there’s some talk about rogue one (some spoilers if you can even call them that). then rafe has a freakout about new year’s eve and resolutions. they talk about the alan rickman movie, bob roberts. rafe complains about all the shows she needs to watch. and pokemon go is a think again? and the most important thing in this episode: what would you like to receive if we started a patreon? anyway, they also did songs written by bobs and roberts and caleb gets mad at rafe again. and then there’s talk about rafe losing her uterus and also marriage. then rafe asks awkward questions about being friends with people on facebook and caleb has all the answers. next week, they’ll be watching mesmer with alan rickman. it was a struggle to find it, but THEY DID IT. also songs about hypnotizing. also bork videos and man of honor!! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 2, 2017

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