Archive for March 31, 2017

The Vinegar Mother

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rafe’s all crackly in the beginning, as usual, and she found another favorite subreddit, as usual. it’s called /r/unexpected. look at this crazy car commute! caleb has weird dreams and rafe gets excited about a netflix madlibs. and then some woman with an advertisement tattoo and some guy with face tattoos? then rafe reads madlibs. there’s some talk about wine, and peeing, and brony. and then…. day of the tentacle and how to make your own vinegar. AND THEN…. vinegar mother?!?!?! WTF?! seriously DO NOT GOOGLE unless you have a strong stomach. somehow this devolves into mustard and ketchup quirks and makeup. caleb also tells some stories about health & welfare and beards. there’s a brief conversation about getting in fights, too. this episode… just all over the fucking place. then they finally talk about the alan rickman movie, harry potter and the philosopher’s stone. also leviosaaaaahhh. caleb goes on a huge rant about the quality of books. after that, they get to their weekly songs. caleb decided to go with magic and rafe stuck with stone. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in the search for john gissing and doing songs about looking for stuff. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 28, 2017

Canning Your Emotions

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to throw everyone for a loop, rafe starts the show by complaining. and she’s been in a really weird, dark mood. this of course makes caleb think about a college humor skit. caleb and rafe recap their st. patrick’s day celebrations, and caleb took the whole night before to drink hard. then rafe gets WAY TOO EXCITED about names. rafe also divulges a few of her favorite baby names. the conversation takes a turn for the better when rafe teaches everyone about canning. caleb updates everyone on the dumpster kitties and their horrible eating habits. then they go through some good point in the alan rickman movie this week, blow dry. they also do songs about blowing and dry things. and next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in harry potter and the philosopher’s stone!!! there’s some talk about opposites and random coincidences that you’ll never believe are real! maybe caleb is lying. oh, and with the harry potter sorcerer stone stuff, they decide to do songs about stones next week. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 21, 2017

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The Soy Sauce Conspiracy

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welcome to the show, everyone! rafe and caleb start the show out by talking to each other. no foolies. caleb’s watching a new old show, his cats are assholes, and rafe refuses to waste her health and beauty supplies. caleb refuses to waste food stuff, which opens the doors to a horrible conspiracy about soy sauce. this leads caleb down a path of discovery and reading articles. he reads about the damn packet, and about things squirting everywhere. he basically read the whole damn article. not only that, but wait to hear about the wasabi and the high cost of the real deal. rafe jumbles up some words which reminds her of a favorite infomercial subreddit. caleb confesses to some fears and then they talk about power rangers. and finally, they have the pleasure of discussing alan rickman’s classic, help I’m a fish. then they get to do fish songs! it’s just fantastic. next week, they’ll be happily enjoying alan rickman in blow dry. for songs, caleb blows and rafe’s dry. caleb has some more cat stuff going on and then rafe has a moment right at the end. oh, and check out this peking duk music video with a unibrow mullet guy. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 14, 2017

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I’ll Burn My Bras in Hell!

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caleb got a new thing and rafe starts panicking enough for both of them. and then there’s the bug so caleb has to spend some quality time with himself. caleb is entertained for a little bit, then rafe keeps complaining about big businesses. caleb talks porn and rafe talks fat eating. then too much wine and then too much bickering about rafe’s paper-writing skills. there’s some excitement about caleb’s lovely ladies. then he gives rafe shit for her grocery shopping technique and throws down the gauntlet when discussing bulk buy stores. and cat abuse… just kidding! but definitely cat talk, and more about caleb making fun of rafe. then more cat talk. caleb tries to guilt rafe about his graduation celebration. they talk a bit about galaxy quest and caleb talks a bit about the special features on the bluray. they do songs that have three in them. they set up next week’s alan rickman movie, help I’m a fish and doing songs about fish. oh, and then rafe asks caleb to take some glamour shots like this handsome devil, and then rafe gets angry and whiny. you all should tweet about it. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 7, 2017

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