Archive for May 26, 2017

Losing Weight Stinks (Like This Movie)

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good god, rafe is loud at the beginning of this podcast. RIP, headphone users. there are some new subreddits you should follow! rafe talks a bit about hair and caleb has an interesting fact about cats. then haircuts from the ’90s and guardians of the galaxy 2 (but no spoilers, no worries). caleb recaps his week, including job searching and dating. they talk a bit about the weight loss competition and actually set a date. then caleb has a bellybutton crisis. then a LOT more talk about weight loss. like, a lot. apologies. they watched alan rickman in perfume – NOT SNOW CAKE HAHA SUCKERS YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO WATCH SNOW CAKE. they did songs about smells and murder. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in nobel son and doing songs about sons. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 23, 2017

Rafe is a Bad Mom

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kielbasa and kraut and bread! off to a delicious start. but then… sad times, as a great musical artist has passed away. this swings the discussion to people dying, how to be a good person, and the impending void. then… more food. and also how horrible rafe would be as a mother. oh and gary showed rafe a cool trailer for okja. then they talk about the movies, and how to go to the movies… very strong opinions here. speaking of opinions, they watched alan rickman (barely) in harry potter and the goblet of fire. they battled songs about cups and fire. near the end, they talk about losing weight again. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in snow cake and doing songs about sweets. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 18, 2017

Rafe vs. Caleb: Weight Loss Challenge

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rafe is having underarm issues and caleb is wayyyy too busy. he has a lot going on, like trying to get a job and graduate. rafe is trying to come to terms with with fat, which spawns a fantastic idea/competition. they discuss the best ways to be lazy, and some of rafe’s likes and dislikes. caleb is proud about his drink-making skills and embarrassed about how much he drinks… it’s pretty awesome. they talk about cinco de mayo and rafe goes into great detail about how much she dislikes groups of people. this week, they talk about alan rickman in the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy and do songs about robots. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in harry potter and the goblet of fire. caleb will do songs about cups and rafe will do songs about fire. should be a good time for everyone. and probably more talk about a weight loss competition. give us your ideas for winner and loser! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 9, 2017

Da Vinci’s Blue’s Clues

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distorted sound doesn’t stop rafe from being happy. and then liam neeso! then caleb explains the crazy driving going on in his life right meow. also health concerns, and bread. they discuss work parties and obligations. and then… caleb’s lootcrate sock story and rafe not handling stuff very well. caleb ponders the meaning of loyalty. then caleb and rafe come up with some interesting ideas based on the reddit question, “if authors covered novels, the way musicians cover songs, which covered novel would you be most excited to read?” caleb laughs about an old kid’s book, how to survive the third grade which reminds rafe of sideways stories from wayside school. it’s a big trip down memory lane! rafe also posted that horrible web screen grab of caleb. they watched alan rickman in harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban. rafe derails the conversation when she finds out caleb has never seen dragonheart. somehow caleb gets on the topic of politics and they get kind of serious for a bit. they do songs about prison, caleb lists some prison facts, and rafe whines until caleb sings. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy and doing songs about robots. heck, yeah. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 3, 2017