Archive for September 29, 2017

The Verdict (1982)

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holy hell is rafe just getting louder each episode? is this some devious scheme of caleb’s to fuck with the success of the show?!? HASHTAG CONSPIRACY. the upside is rafe found the youtube video of animals be like… and also this awesome rap of a guy. caleb pressures rafe into drinking, then she gets kind of drunk and talks too much about everything. she talks about as you wish, then they discuss hot topics like NFL players kneeling, then there’s an excited moment regarding the kickstarter my brother, the time traveler, and rafe finally remembers stuff about high school and also some party habits. rafe brings up PB&J and caleb loses his shit. they talk about bruce willis’ movie, the verdict (1982). rafe does songs about innocence and caleb is guilty. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in the return of bruno (1987) and list songs about returns. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded September 26, 2017

The First Deadly Sin (1980)

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ALTERNATIVE TITLE: the perfect storm of butt stuff
caleb starts off the episode with a torrid tale of… pretty gross stuff involving his digestive system. then it’s all about dating for caleb – or the hard stop. rafe spends some time giggling about her first time meeting furybox. then caleb complains about magical homeless people (in books). then BIG NEWS!!! rafe and caleb back my brother, the time-traveler (with murr!) and YOU SHOULD, TOO. some other stuff happens too, and then they go through their FIRST EVER bruce willis movie, the first deadly sin. he plays such a small part lol. and then they talk about their songs about sins. caleb sings again. sorry, guys!!! next week they’ll be watching bruce willis in the verdict and doing songs about being innocent and guilty. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded September 20, 2017

RIP Alan Rickman!

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rafe is garbled and excited about a facebook milestone. legit happy times. rafe sings a bit and caleb explains his AAA adventures, which prompts more exciting car tales. rafe spends some time going through interesting facts about alan rickman, since this is the last movie they’ll ever get to review with him. there are some interesting articles on time, mentalfloss, list25, and rafe’s personal favorite – a youtube video of a harry potter outtake. rafe also watched braveheart. listen to her review! even better than that, caleb saw IT (2017) with a tween and tells his story. this leads to some terrible ideas to scare kids. they talk about their last alan rickman movie, alice through the looking glass, and get into the characters’ heads. then they go through their songs about looking and glass. then they find out who their next actor is going to be: bruce willis! thanks everyone who voted!! they’ll be watching the first deadly sin and doing songs about the seven deadly sins. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded September 12, 2017

Rafe is Tired of Caleb

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wtf is with rafe’s sound this ep? caleb didn’t say a goddamn word so she just assumed everything was okay. I mean seriously, her decibel level is higher than her overall unhealthy weight. speaking of weight, rafe is the default winner of the weightloss because caleb refused to actually participate. but caleb may have turned over a new leaf… you’ll have to listen to the podcast to find out, but you’ll also have to listen to caleb list every single item he ate. and VOTE!! you guys need to vote for the next actor. this is the last week to decide what movies they’ll be watching for like the next three years. VOTE HERE NOW. they talk a bit about brony and then caleb tries to get rafe to make a life-changing decision!! there’s a lot of bullshitting but more importantly, rafe wants to back another awesome kickstarter movie called my brother, the time traveler. whoohoo, with maclain nelson and adam johnson! they watched alan rickman in eye in the sky. they do songs about eyes and skies and it’s pretty great. next week, they’ll be watching their LAST ALAN RICKMAN MOVIE EVER, alice through the looking glass. songs will be about glass and looking at stuff. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded September 5, 2017