Archive for January 19, 2018

The Last Boy Scout (1991)

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hitting it hard with current events, like a guy wearing too many pairs of pants and an irish love starts his own “facts” style youtube channel. most importantly, caleb talks about wine mom, aldi, and riesen candies. he also finished that trump white house book, fire and fury: inside the trump white house. apparently sam rockwell was on SNL and rafe missed it. super sad face. caleb tries to explain the plot of the post but things come back up while caleb reminisces about picnicface, the guy who did POWERTHIRST. also the hawaii missile launch debacle! holy shit. they talk about bruce willis in the last boy scout and caleb gets really into the logistics of the plot. for songs, rafe did boys and caleb did scout. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in the player and doing songs about playing. don’t forget to LIKE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 16, 2018

Billy Bathgate (1991)

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what the hell is with rafe’s super loud intro? don’t worry, it settles down quickly. speaking of settling down, dry humping and brony talk (thanks for the memory, furybox)! and… catfishing? and the dark spiral of app purchases. then rafe gets super serious about intel’s spectre and meltdown vulnerabilities. like, woah. serious business. on top of that seriousness, caleb’s got some strong feelings about that new trump white house book, fire and fury: inside the trump white house written by michael wolff. also talk about THE FUSION GPS DOSSIER! and some weird talk about net neutrality morphs into a talk about daytime television back in the day. yeah, caleb’s mind travels. rafe basically does an entire synopsis of the bruce willis movie, billy bathgate. they both did songs about baths. caleb then talks about his vom-session while watching good mythical morning’s episode will it meatloaf? and gushes on forever about philly cheese steaks and ice storms. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in the last boy scout. for songs, caleb is doing scouts or last, and rafe is doing boys. don’t forget to SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 9, 2018

Hudson Hawk (1991)

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an exciting start to the episode involving cats! rafe talks about her tardy chirstmas, reindeer, and billy’s blog about fasting. rafe talks about being an android lover, then caleb and rafe reminisce about old multiplayer games and discuss the benefits of steroids. rafe is concerned about a remake of the classic overboard and there’s a debate on who the next movie actor should be. caleb lists the best of burgers and gets super excited about shake shack. but more importantly, they bring up apple intentionally slowing older iPhones. then they get pissed about logan paul recording a dead body in the japanese aokigahara forest, known for suicides. and great news, rafe complains more about her apartment! they watched bruce willis in hudson hawk, a cheesy comedy with just the right about of physical humor. caleb did songs about birds and rafe covered rivers. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in billy bathgate. for songs, caleb is doing gates and rafe is doing bathing. don’t forget to HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 2, 2018