Archive for February 23, 2018

North (1994)

rafe starts out this episode with some interesting info about whole foods, and then the gang quickly recaps their own lent escapades. caleb tells some pirate jokes and becomes the first pirate HR person. speaking of corporate america, caleb is job hunting! best of luck, dude! caleb is loving the weather while there are only air conditioning problems for rafe. in addition to THAT first world problem, rafe has another – dryer balls. for reals. caleb’s doing new d&d with jungles and dinos! rafe spent the weekend with little pony and training him how to grow up. KPJ is going to be a daddy!! and then rafe and caleb talk about the bruce willis movie this week, north. they did songs with directions in them, but more importantly they say bitch and all the rhyming words. #ThatBitchGotMeShitfaced. the giveaway was a royal disappointment so they’re extending it another episode!! next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in color of night. caleb will be doing songs with colors rafe is night. don’t forget to GET FRISKY WITH THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded February 20, 2018

Pulp Fiction (1994)

caleb’s having a good time backing a badass kickstarter campaign with d&d but the really big excitement is the 10,000 DOWNLOAD GIVEAWAY!!! on facebook, just like, share, and comment on this week’s episode post to be entered. there will be a first and second place prize full of loot! since lent is starting, rafe freaks out about giving up stuff because she’s a hedonist and can’t handle her shit. there’s more talk from caleb (ok like a LOT of talk) about gaming, and then they get into the bruce willis film of the week, pulp fiction. caleb and rafe both enjoyed the movie, and caleb goes into detail about the tarantino cinematic universe which is pretty interesting. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in north and songs with with directions (cardinal, ordinal) in them. don’t forget to GET FRISKY WITH THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded February 13, 2018

Striking Distance (1993)

hotness with this fire opener – caleb knows how to get everyone pumped! then rafe complains about lent, caleb complains about cake, and they both complain about the confusing way that easter’s date is calculated. seriously like, wtf? but then a bit about classic gaming. hashtag DOS. and then RL stein and goosebumps. caleb is making great strides in being a fiscally responsible adult. rafe goes on a huge tangent for the crazy-sexy-love humble bundle. she reads some excerpts from the very VERY erotic books, namely chuck’s unicorn tinglers vol. 1 which includes three awesome unicorn books. caleb also gives his own entertaining read of a review of a gigantic beachball! they talk about bruce willis in striking distance and do songs that have a measurement them. and…. caleb sings. like woah, he sings. and some REALLY awkward conversations about anatomically correct action figures… anyway next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in pulp fiction and doing theme songs. don’t forget to OBLITERATE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded February 6, 2018

Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)

first month of 2018 checked off the list, ending on a great episode! caleb and rafe must have been drinking the same kool-aid because they both want to discuss the best unexplained mysteries as found on reddit… especially the silent twins and the killer gelatinous blob rain. caleb has an emotional and physical meltdown discovering the woes of tonsils, and also a food accident. and bill and ted! and dumpster cat vom! then lots of weird confused talk about blood. while caleb is pondering the mysteries of iron man baddies, rafe interrupts with chuckles for everyone. maybe they have a little too much fun had reading over a reddit article where people appended “and hitler” to a movie title. they talk about bruce willis in loaded weapon 1. there are some lines drawn in the sand, folks. c’mon, rafe and caleb can’t always agree with each other. they do songs about weapons and rafe has too much fun with it. but even MORE fun is caleb’s ending story about a boy’s first date. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in striking distance and doing songs that have a measurement of distance. don’t forget to OBLITERATE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 30, 2018