Archive for Author caleb

Blind Date (1987)

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rafe complains about allergies and caleb complains about… laughing? yeah it’s a weird show. but hey, good news about lucifer and tom welling! after tons of rambling, rafe is excited about the book thing opens back up in baltimore! they also have a deep discussion about which blade runner should be watched. then they get into a debate about star wars. it goes on for quite a bit… if you want to skip it, they stop arguing about 40 minutes in. then they talk about the bruce willis movie, blind date. after that, time for the songs! caleb did blind and rafe did date. SPOOKTACULAR is coming up, so they need to pick a movie!! also next week they’ll be watching bruce willis in sunset. at the end, rafe remembers that kristin bell did an AMA on reddit so if you’re a fan, go check out her answers. anyway, go vote for the SPOOKTACULAR movie!!!

don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded October 10, 2017

Harry Potter is GREAT!

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what the hell is going on at the beginning of this episode? rafe makes weird noises and well… fuck it. caleb apparently doesn’t know good mythical morning and rafe doesn’t know what emoji to use. the struggle is real. speaking of struggles, rafe has to write one more paper for class. rafe also gets way too excited about household cleaning tools. they spend waaaaay too much time talking about housecleaning. ohhhh and then comes the harry potter ranting. rafe is all over the place with her thoughts. they give their final movie rating and a rating for the full story. nail-biting, amirite? there’s a long tangent about marvel movies and sexy thor and… rafe’s love of thor… they do songs about final stuff. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in gambit and doing songs about being fake. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded July 25, 2017

Caleb Writes a Poem

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The Winter Guestrafe has found yet another subreddit to follow called what could go wrong and she couldn’t be happier, but then she immediately starts complaining about #firstworldproblems. caleb calls her out on her terrible work ethics, and then rafe shares pineapple pen. and of course, valentine’s day comes up and rafe has a bit of an opinion on it. both caleb and rafe share their past experiences with the holiday. rafe recites the never-finished lyrics to the rafe hates caleb theme song. and… yeti caleb? and the concept art that became the logo for the show.? nice. lots of sharing on this episode. then caleb reads a poem!! caleb gives an update on the class rivalry and shit that happened to his car. there’s also a great story about being a cat wrangler. and then, drum roll please, they discuss the alan rickman movie, winter guest. they also present their songs of the week. caleb did guest and rafe did winter. rafe also makes fun of furybox and how nice he is to his significant other. then rafe and caleb bicker about holidays and each other. happy valentine’s day, everyone! next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in judas kiss. caleb will do judas songs and rafe will do kiss. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded February 14, 2017

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Melonballing

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rafe found a new favorite subreddit. caleb is excited about the end of 2016 and lists his plans. rafe is in denial about her mental disorders. rafe quotes an old okcupid profile and they have some laughs. she then awkwardly complains about not understanding sexuality. they get on a tangent about sapiensexual. caleb brings up his personal experiments with food and masturbation, which leads them down a horrible path of masturbation tips and sexy time. rafe then finds things specifically about female masturbation and they’re not very clever. after that debacle, they discuss the alan rickman movie of the week, truly madly deeply. the songs of the week all have titles with prominent adverbs. there’s a fight about it, which is so typical. rafe tries to sing but forgets some of the words. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in robin hood: prince of thieves. rafe will do songs about poor and caleb will be rich! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded December 6, 2016

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