well, caleb’s drunk. he’s made some mistakes about tomorrow morning. btw, does rafe sound fuzzy? she sounds fuzzy. shia lebouf comes up, and his cannibalism. caleb is so trendy by watching call me lucky. he feels special about his relationship with barry crimmins. he talks cat fights and jesus, which reminds rafe about always sunny in philadelphia. caleb complains about a holiday party and has more drunken wisdom. rafe’s angry about work and caleb decides he’s going to come down with some horrible disease. mostly it’s caleb being drunk and having speech issues. btw, watch a very murray christmas. the justin long movie this time was dreamland! caleb likey. also songs about dreams… and land… bright place is about microbeads. yeah, but it’s really good news, promise. next movie is the break-up, with songs about breakups. clever girl. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.
originally recorded December 13, 2015