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Raising Genius

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rafe’s voice sounds a little muffled. blame it on the sound board travelling back from salt lake city. they talk about sensory deprivation and bullshit movies. rafe’s excited about james marsters and some dragon warriors pictures. rafe experiments with periscope. caleb has an ear crisis. rafe talks about the ibrick. caleb has had a rough week, but it gets better with going to a musical. he’s also been enjoying harmontown. they watched raising genius, finally, and both have gripes about it. caleb is reminded of a gruesome scene in very bad things. songs were about geniuses. smart songs. at first, rafe and caleb think they’re doing hair high as the next movie but then THEY REMEMBER SPOOKTACULAR 2016 OOOOOoooOOoooOOOooo!!! watching poltergeist and songs about ghosts. the bright place is about a 75 year old veteran protecting kids at a library. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded October 18, 2015

Dragon Warriors

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it’s the second rafe hates caleb special! the sound is kind of weird because things. they only wanted to talk about dragon warriors (and george washington, apparently) but do their best to bring in other topics. ready for the play-by-play? caleb talks travel and black shit. rafe freaks out about sitting next to people. rafe gushes about adam johnson. finally, finally the date. btw, the actress rafe was talking about from girl, interrupted was clea duvall. they have strong opinions about in & out burger. they went to the dragon warriors premiere and that was an adventure. caleb drank. rafe did, too, but caleb really drank. they do a review of dragon warriors – very small spoilers, but nothing that ruins the movie. they also keep talking about being morons. but mostly dragon warriors because rafe won’t shut up. the songs were about dragons (DUH) and the bright place involved a warrior river (the cleverness here is just off the charts). next week, they’ll go back to their regular justin long movie, with raising genius, and songs about being smart. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded October 11, 2015

Just Rafe and Caleb

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caleb and rafe go through tinder men profiles and try to create a more douchey profile for caleb. rafe and caleb both can’t pronounce “fran├žais” but it was probably spelled incorrectly on that tinder profile? yeah that’s why. not because they’re stupid americans. huge thank you to gary who has been our super marketeer across the pond!!! in other news, rafe talks about her conversation with jake stormoen and adam johnson while they were on set for miracle maker. but hey, DRAGON WARRIORS is still making progress which is good news! caleb does his awesome dean winchester impression while complaining about the sam rockwell movie, happy hell night. they continue complaining about shows and finally get around to their songs about hell. rafe says fun too much. fuck you, caleb. next week, matchstick men and songs about fire. SOON – new actor since they’re running out of sam rockwell movies. you can guess on twitter. tag us! rafe’s bright places are about tabrizi’s passing on restaurant weekend to feed the homeless and jetblue getting free books to kids in DC with the campaign soar with reading. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 9, 2015

Tinder Swiper No Swiping

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rafe’s pretty stoked she can say jake stormoen’s name because he introduced himself on fiverr. and caleb is pretty confused about some girl’s name. rafe gushes about adam johnson and DRAGON WARRIORS. caleb says one of the most disgusting phrases rafe has ever heard. rafe talks about her boring class and caleb is ashamed at how nerdy he is with lord of the rings and game of thrones. but hey! tinder judgement is back! are you ready for some tinder!?!? rafe’s weekend is SO BORING. but she helps caleb do a better tinder profile by taking advice from a GQ article and later wikihow. and the yeti picture of caleb? you can see it right here. after this tinder time, rafe is pretty sure emoji needs to be a shorter word. so much tinder. and a sam rockwell movie!! basquiat. not bad. songs were about painting. because artists. rafe’s bright place was about dogs that get staff photos at a school. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 9, 2015

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