rafe and caleb are one step closer to fulfilling the march madness giveaway! after rafe talks about listening to MY NAME IS IAN, caleb goes through the alphabet of holes. yes, it’s that weird and/or gross. rafe opens up about some of her concerns about immortality. rafe brings up christopher pike again and caleb is a dick about it. caleb is torn about his spare bedroom. hashtag first world problems. they both finally watched turbo kid and caleb has words about dope. mythica comes up. back it!! dates happened. car shopping happened – with baron von furybox! caleb had a cash-shortage issue but these things happen. caleb’s getting getting all domestic with furybox and making fancy french sauces. rafe talks about her life-changing experience with caleb. they discuss their justin long movie, after.life, and complain about it. the boobs are nice, though. and liams neesons. for their songs, rafe did after and caleb did life. he plays some music for you guys which fucks up the audio for the rest of the episode. WE BLAME FURYBOX. next week, they’ll be watching justin long in planet 51 and songs about planets. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.
originally recorded May 30, 2016