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When One Door Opens

QUICK HITS
rafe is back and whiny as ever. alabama fucked up hardcore with their latest misstep on conception and fertilization. thank god mitch mcconnell is leaving soon so not EVERYTHING was horrible news. caleb has door issues?! but it’s not all bad news!

npr wrote a pretty good article explaining how IVF works: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/02/23/1233023637/ivf-alabama-frozen-embryo-personhood-abortion-supreme-court

seriously though fuck alabama, and can’t wait for mitch mcconnell to fade away.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ruku hangout
low: stream withdrawal

caleb’s high-low
high: ballet
low: handyman mishap

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is a song you wish you could hear again for the first time?
– which fictional character do you relate to most? and why?
– finding contractors to do work on your house is miserable. no matter how much research we do or how many reviews we read, its always a massive clusterfuck once the work starts
– when you buy a car, do you get the trucoat?
– what’s the best way to get weeks of manly musk out of the recording studio so rafe doesn’t choke on it?
– unconventional uses for a wood chipper
– the alleged hack of epic games. huge if true but epic hasn’t said anything either way yet

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – fargo (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116282)
caleb 8.7/10
rafe 6/10
SONG – police
nofx – puke on cops

NEXT MOVIE – hit me (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116538)
NEXT SONG – hitting

Mortal Thoughts (1991)

in this eclectic episode, rafe and caleb discuss alabama’s crazy voting, how the christmas prince is awesome, and netflix cares about their customers. caleb watched elf, rafe wants to watch christmas movie with tim allen, and caleb watched wayyyy too many movies. there’s some debate on deviating from bruce willis to watch the ugly. and hey, vine is coming back maybe. caleb also watched the big sick and then complains about the originals and mad men. they talk about bruce willis in mortal thoughts and battle songs about thoughts and mortality. caleb checks in with the alabama polls and gets philosophical about social issues. next week, they’ll be watching my brother the time traveler. for songs, caleb is time traveling and rafe is doing brothers… and possibly they’ll watch a sammy rockwell movie?!?! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded December 12, 2017