Tag Archive for balls

Dying to Learn a New Skill

QUICK HITS
eat glass, get ass. not to bring everyone down, but rafe just learned about samuel little, who confessed to killing 93 people, targeting people who wouldn’t be missed. caleb had good news with the patio and game night! but also really sad stuff, too.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: snow day
low: spiritfarer

caleb’s high-low
high: bra search – pepper
low: fulfilling life

HOT HOT TOPICS
– one of us always lies; the other one only tells lies. is this relationship too toxic for us to safely guard these doors?
– what’s the best way to cover a complex topic with multiple unrelated pieces of information and why is it “in absolutely no order whatsoever while also breaking topics into chunks, with the first chunk being a preview of the second chunk”
– CEU’s are the worst, but dani is the best
– it is OK to not be OK
– why are adults so bad at the telephone game?
– why are adults so mad at the telephone game?
– self sabotage >
– why are addicts so sad at the telephone shame?
– rupert is buying me a new phone
– how much are hearing aids?
– who should this email be sent to? and no, you can’t send it to anyone the email is relevant to

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – really weird tales (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093829)
caleb 3.5/10
rafe 3.5/10
SONGS – weird songs
sifl & olly – weird day

NEXT MOVIE – spaceballs (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is BALLS. caleb is SPACE.

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

brony got a car! caleb has thoughts about the warcraft trailer! rafe doesn’t, though. caleb has more thoughts on rafe not watching movie trailers. caleb continues to nerd out and rafe nerds out about helping the car salesguy, cory foxx, from suntrup hyundai south (she wants you to get your next car from this dude). they try to get topical but are woefully out of touch. caleb brings them back on track talking about the sequel to the girl with the dragon tattoo. then they quote die hard, which is excellent, and then london has fallen. caleb talks about comic books and preacher which leads to a conversation about TV pilots. then caleb decides to talk shit about eddie redmayne. rafe finally gets to talk about jonny lupsha’s next book, wandering city blues. caleb brings up the new star trek TV show and gives rafe a ton of shit for wanting to go through all the old stuff first. then caleb brings up through the looking glass and rafe gets the story completely wrong. pretty riveting stuff. caleb and rafe gush over dodgeball, including the alternate ending. they go through songs involving BALLS. rafe yells at everyone. the bright place was about a kid saving his classmate using knowledge from spongebob squarepants. next week, wake up ron burgundy: the lost movie. somgs will be about being asleep or awake. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded November 8, 2015