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It’s a Podcast

QUICK HITS
this is a podcast.
lots of talk about ketchup, fizzy beef, caleb’s great trip, and rafe gets really angry at missouri republicans. also some #bummersummer stuff but not TOO much. maybe.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: city of heroes
low: missouri abortion bullshit

caleb’s high-low
high: philly
low: wake up! schedule!

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what should I get for lunch?
– why aren’t bananas sold in “one a day” packs, where a few are yellow/ripe but they gradually get more and more green as you go down the pack of 6… so that you always have a near ripe banana to eat each day?
– what’s should the minimum required ply-age be for toilet paper
– why can’t grocery stores standardize the units when ordering fruits/vegetables for a grocery pickup? sure, I put down 1 banana. how do you know if I want 1 bunch, 1 pound, or just 1 banana? also, why does it change every time I place an order
– RACING PIXEL REMASTER HYPE
– if it’s not a food podcast, what IS it?
– what does it take to qualify as a responsible adult?
– I’d ask why morning comes so early, but then I realized who I’d be asking.
– when does comfort become complacency?
– I need to ramble about things I love, can I find an app where I can just do that at appreciative people
– what would an AI have to do to get you to fall in love with it
– is the appetizer section of a menu at many restaurants just a full entree that happens to be in shareable pieces? if I want wings or chicken tendies, why are they appetizers and not entrees?
– why haven’t other retailers copied aldi’s shopping cart for a quarter policy?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – mississippi masala (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102456)
caleb 6.75/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – indian battle
“guleba” from “gulaebaghavali” feat. prabhu deva

NEXT MOVIE – ricochet (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102789)
NEXT SONGS – bouncing battle

The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)

rafe really gets inside caleb’s head and they delve into the anarchists’ cookbook, including banana peels. rafe gets really excited about christmas and holiday decorations and caleb remembers some of his office holiday adventures. rafe and caleb debate the pros and cons of a keto diet and healthy decisions in general. department meetings and lunches come up for a bit, but the really exciting thing is rafe and caleb are going to try to attend the new york premiere of my brother, the time traveler (maybe)! caleb has cat moments involving cheese. they talk about bruce willis in the bonfire of the vanities and battle songs about fires and vanity. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in mortal thoughts and doing songs about thoughts and mortality. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded December 5, 2017