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Shrinking Tables

gary grabbing the herr’s creamy ranch habanero chips and rafe’s never seen them?!?!
blues won because rafe wore a hoodie to bed
rafe had a weird dream
rafe likes radler “beer”
out of body oil

rafe’s high-low
high: letterkenny
low: girl shoes

caleb’s high-low
high: family time
low: gunshots! emergency room! hertz! :O

MOVIE – child of darkness, child of light (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101576)
“same secrecy as before” investigating the second girl. imagine this now, everyone posting on insta or going on ellen.
“I’m most like a cop. a church cop” like the worst combination.
who the fuck gets on a roof? and ties a noose?!?!
there will be two births. both girls both 15…. why would there be a preggo boy?
rafe 3.7/10
caleb 3.5/10
SONGS – caleb is light and rafe is dark
chvrches – follow “I will come to you and follow you through the dark”

NEXT MOVIE – dogfight (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101748)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is games rafe is ugly

QUESTION!

17. what is your most treasured memory?
caleb: basic training graduation
rafe: meeting her baby niece

Terrafirminator

snapchat shoutout
HI AMBET!!

who the fuck starts out a convo with “hi mommy”
cake and ice cream on a paper
a serious play and a DC dinner

rafe’s high-low
high: getting furniture moved around (thanks, brony!!)
low: it’s hot

caleb’s high-low
high: solid date day!
low: job woes

MOVIE – gnomeo and juliet (2011) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377981)
caleb 1.8/10
rafe 3.7/10
SONGS – character related – terrafirminator V.O.
songs ending in -nator
toby turner – falcor the urinator

NEXT MOVIE – child of darkness, child of light (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101576)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is light and rafe is dark

RJ Hurricane Spencer

rafe needs to watch ‘he’s just not that into you’ to get over beaucoup
she also took the bedding from the other bed to double up and make a weighted cocoon, then talks about a weird orchestra trip. things take a downward turn after that. caleb gets distracted by discord messages popping up. rafe rambles about lucasarts a bit, possibly with incorrect information. a bit of nerd talk with quoting world of warcraft and reminiscing, and why new WoW is a casual gamer’s nightmare. rafe has a special request for everyone about dick-sucking videos.

rafe’s high-low
high: visiting maryland
low: whiny boy

caleb’s high-low
high: job stuffs
low: domino’s pizza drama

rafe has some sexual revelations and it blows her mind for way too long… they talk a bit about their heavy drinking and their fantastic breakfast. rafe wants men to kiss each other in thunder in paradise. caleb quotes the youtube GI joe clips and rafe cannot handle her shit. rafe sings, so sorry about that. there’s a bit of talk about rafe’s dating life, her past, and also the outpost getting a second season!! also rafe’s vagina. #vaginashaming

MOVIES – ALL THREE thunder in paradises
thunder in paradise (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395284)
caleb (2nd place) 5.5
rafe (2nd place) 6.1
thunder in paradise II (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0354109)
caleb (1st place) 6.5
rafe (1st place) 6.8
thunder in paradise 3 (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364064)
caleb (3rd place) 4.75
rafe (3rd place) 5.2
SONGS – character related – R.J. ‘Hurricane’ Spencer
songs with HURRICANES

NEXT MOVIE – santa with muscles (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550)
NEXT SONGS – character related – blake
caleb is lake and rafe is B songs

QUESTION!
15. what is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
caleb: making a positive impact in other people’s lives
rafe: her career. boring

Shep Ramsey

luke perry had a stroke D:
caleb’s update with masked singer!
SNAPCHAT SHOUTOUTS

rafe’s high-low
high: dirty mechanic (the dm) porno script
low: pinched my finger in my headset & the arm cushion on my desk chair is coming off

caleb’s high-low
high: house prepping, fitting into old clothes! watched misery!
low: dnd night bummer

18yr old liked rafe on cmb, but she’s gonna need at least 2 decades

saw an ad for a wiener dog pool float and honestly rafe’s seen way too much hentai to think it’s okay https://www.popsugar.com/smart-living/Wiener-Dog-Pool-Float-45850163

new movie coming out that nate hoffman worked on! it’s got adam johnson, larry bagby, and jake van wagoner in it! takes place in missouri, 1839. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9844368

emma bunton (baby spice) came out with a single called “baby please don’t stop” and it’s like adult contemporary dance music? https://open.spotify.com/track/68Th9oDuTZPhHTPFphnQ0W

dark phoenix looks horrible!

snl is funny! extreme baking championship! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CniGk7Dyp1c

watch tickled on hbo! and the 20-minute followup O_o

MOVIE – suburban commando (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103003)
caleb 7/10
rafe 6.7/10
SONGS – character related – shep ramsey
caleb shephards and rafe is ramses
elvis presley – old shep
the next big thing – ramsey

NEXT MOVIE – mr. nanny (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107612/)
NEXT SONGS – character related – Sean Armstrong
caleb is strength and rafe is arms

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