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Best Man Down

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caleb is in an old new relationship that proves how much of a nerd he is. hint: world of warcraft. rafe brings up another apocalympic story about ryan lochte lying about being robbed. there’s a lot of talking over each other, and they learn when the olympics is ending. they talk drinking, furybox getting handsy, and caleb’s random references. and dick pics. caleb is obsessed with a girl at michael’s. caleb brings up hair cuts and rafe brings up crying on demand. caleb had to explain animal house. one of the best things caleb brings up is ozzy man reviews on youtube. rafe is excited about nanobots. the justin long movie this week is best man down and caleb gushes a bit. rafe did funeral songs and caleb did wedding songs and sings a lot and also takes an old song of rafe’s. he also talks about d&d and being waaaaaaay too into roleplaying. next week, the justin long movie is movie 43. caleb picked songs with “song” in the title as the theme next week. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded August 17, 2016

Brony Hates Rafe

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as the title says, brony hates rafe… well, certain things about rafe. so mean. caleb makes everything better by being nathan explosion again. and he tries to get rafe to move to maryland. rafe recaps the latest work week, and caleb complains about himself talking. caleb goes a bit to a dark place when discussing memories with rafe. rafe saw allen and of course played an awesome card game (smash up). caleb makes rafe watch the video where his wrist pins come out and FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. you can watch the video here. they talk about weird sitting positions while in the restroom, and hair, and DRAGON WARRIORS. caleb talks about dates. they watched charlie’s angels for their sam rockwell movie, which was pretty disappointing… fuck you, pressure plating. the songs of the week were pretty disappointing, as well (just like the year 2000) along with rafe’s singing. but caleb keeps it rolling with hilarious wartime stories. and then he’s a total dickkkkk while talking about the next movie and song theme. speaking of dicks, get this dick off my back. UM ANYWAY rafe wants your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 16, 2015