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Tweeter Out The Buttholer

dragon warriors has a “save the date” and rafe and caleb have to figure out the logistics – on this episode, of course. rafe might be moving servers in final fantasy XIV which is really only interesting to the people involved. caleb has a new friend to talk to about games. caleb tries to share how to make bangin potato soup and also how he’s successfully dating. caleb has news about an animal!! rafe keeps trying to talk and caleb interrupts and honestly it’s pretty entertaining. rafe saw pixels and caleb complains about all the horrible adam sandler movies. they eventually get to the sam rockwell movie, drunks. THE LAST SAM ROCKWELL MOVIE (for now). rafe and caleb disagree on this one, but no one is surprised about that. a year in review! favorite sam rockwell movies! least favorite! they do their songs about drinking. hooray, drinks and drunks. they go over the guesses for the new actor! someone got it right! you should like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded August 25, 2015

Just Rafe and Caleb

caleb and rafe go through tinder men profiles and try to create a more douchey profile for caleb. rafe and caleb both can’t pronounce “français” but it was probably spelled incorrectly on that tinder profile? yeah that’s why. not because they’re stupid americans. huge thank you to gary who has been our super marketeer across the pond!!! in other news, rafe talks about her conversation with jake stormoen and adam johnson while they were on set for miracle maker. but hey, DRAGON WARRIORS is still making progress which is good news! caleb does his awesome dean winchester impression while complaining about the sam rockwell movie, happy hell night. they continue complaining about shows and finally get around to their songs about hell. rafe says fun too much. fuck you, caleb. next week, matchstick men and songs about fire. SOON – new actor since they’re running out of sam rockwell movies. you can guess on twitter. tag us! rafe’s bright places are about tabrizi’s passing on restaurant weekend to feed the homeless and jetblue getting free books to kids in DC with the campaign soar with reading. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 9, 2015

Tinder Swiper No Swiping

rafe’s pretty stoked she can say jake stormoen’s name because he introduced himself on fiverr. and caleb is pretty confused about some girl’s name. rafe gushes about adam johnson and DRAGON WARRIORS. caleb says one of the most disgusting phrases rafe has ever heard. rafe talks about her boring class and caleb is ashamed at how nerdy he is with lord of the rings and game of thrones. but hey! tinder judgement is back! are you ready for some tinder!?!? rafe’s weekend is SO BORING. but she helps caleb do a better tinder profile by taking advice from a GQ article and later wikihow. and the yeti picture of caleb? you can see it right here. after this tinder time, rafe is pretty sure emoji needs to be a shorter word. so much tinder. and a sam rockwell movie!! basquiat. not bad. songs were about painting. because artists. rafe’s bright place was about dogs that get staff photos at a school. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 9, 2015

Brony Hates Rafe

as the title says, brony hates rafe… well, certain things about rafe. so mean. caleb makes everything better by being nathan explosion again. and he tries to get rafe to move to maryland. rafe recaps the latest work week, and caleb complains about himself talking. caleb goes a bit to a dark place when discussing memories with rafe. rafe saw allen and of course played an awesome card game (smash up). caleb makes rafe watch the video where his wrist pins come out and FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. you can watch the video here. they talk about weird sitting positions while in the restroom, and hair, and DRAGON WARRIORS. caleb talks about dates. they watched charlie’s angels for their sam rockwell movie, which was pretty disappointing… fuck you, pressure plating. the songs of the week were pretty disappointing, as well (just like the year 2000) along with rafe’s singing. but caleb keeps it rolling with hilarious wartime stories. and then he’s a total dickkkkk while talking about the next movie and song theme. speaking of dicks, get this dick off my back. UM ANYWAY rafe wants your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 16, 2015

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