Tag Archive for drop dead gorgeous

Rafe, Interrupted

QUICK HITS
rafe tests out voices for ragnarok because she cares too much about what people think. dani has the best taste in gummies. thank you to everyone for coming to the movie on the discord! rafe talks a lot about reddit port. caleb tries to reign in rafe and her ego but it doesn’t work very well.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: butts and pronebone
low: tinder and overworked

caleb’s high-low
high: scientist’s birthday
low: no sleep

HOT HOT TOPICS
– a mouse is eating my bread. do I humanely catch and release it or do I take joy in murdering it as I exact my revenge
– do peanut butter sandwiches need a second ingredient?
– why is it so damn hot, can we declare war on the sun and nuke it from orbit yet?
– is a boat a water truck
– follow up question: how submerged does a truck have to be before it becomes a submarine
– why does anything have to do with the price of cheese in china
– you gotta talk about cake
– why does sonic have the best ice? what makes ice the best ice?
– what object is least likely to survive the trip home from the store?
– why doesn’t panda express serve panda?
– why doesn’t panda express serve food?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – drop dead gorgeous (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157503)
caleb 10/10
rafe 10/10
SONGS – amer – I CAN
kaiser chiefs – I can do it without you

NEXT MOVIE – psycho beach party (2000) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206226
NEXT SONGS – my psycho beach party

Crossroads

caleb and rafe both had some nice drinking experiences. rafe recaps a beerfest and gets a little too enthusiastic about it, and caleb generalizes how people in their 50’s dress. caleb reviews a new soda – celery soda (dr. brown’s cel-ray, to be specific). he went to the renfaire and heckled some acts like ichabod wainwright. the two of them look forward to more justin long movies and caleb relives the trivia night he went to. caleb is now baller enough to get lootcrate and also to buy things for his car. because of rain. this inspires some pretty good advice when it comes to buying used vehicles. they also laugh at rafe’s horrible reading skills and wonder what promises they’ve broken on the podcast. dragon warriors has an official date for the premiere!!! rafe uses the “R” word and they start cracking up about drop dead gorgeous. but seriously see this movie. they watch crossroads as their justin long movie and pick their three top britney spears songs. next week, jeepers creepers 2. they bullshit more about drop dead gorgeous because seriously see this movie. the bright place is about tasmanian devils. next week will be jeepers creepers 2 and songs having to do with part 2 or seconds. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded September 27, 2015

Intellectual Property Rights

the most important thing to take away from this episode is caleb is not an english teacher. oh, and rafe is cool with having a boyfriend now. caleb is a mood-killer, too. let’s just blame everything bad on caleb. he’s an emotionally compromised teenage girl. they contemplate retired crime fighters which is totally depressing and hilarious. rafe reads a note from caleb because they are way too into world of warcraft. and rafe totally name-drops. if you like gaming stuff you should catch thatonevideogamer’s twitch channel. and watch the completionist. and watch super scope show. rafe and caleb gush over a really good comedy, drop dead gorgeous, that should be on everyone’s watch list. they watched a sam rockwell movie, too (a case of you) and songs of the week (lying). rafe’s work is moving to st. louis! rafe backed a kickstarter! caleb’s life is horrible! they talk about shows and stuff. and other things. just fucking listen to the damn episode. and rafe wants your bright places. tell her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded February 8, 2015