Tag Archive for final fantasy 7

re: Bad Vibes

QUICK HITS
word of the week! rafe is cutting her hair tomorrow LIVE ON TWITCH. come join for the fun! rafe died a lot this week. ah my venus k-drama! caleb got a weird anon gift. and new actor coming SOON.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: powershell success
low: bugs! spiders and ants!

caleb’s high-low
high: date day out
low: ff7 completionist fail

HOT HOT TOPICS
– (sorry this is kinda confusing): I have an important report that I run that goes up to a VP every morning. it is in a PDF that is essentially just a saved excel file into a PDF format. I’ve spent months using an app to create an automated version of this report to take the place of this old system. but this week, I found out my bosses want me to make a hidden page in the app that they can basically copy into a pdf format, making all my work feel very pointless. what is the meaning of life?
– why does breakfast for dinner seem to taste better than a regular breakfast?
– salsa or hot sauce on your breakfast taco?
– english muffins for a burger make more sense than a traditional bun.
– transformers is the 14th highest grossing series at the box office. how?!
follow up. I asked everyone at my office if they have seen a transformers movie in the last 5 years and only the intern said yes. apparently he watches them all the time and we entered a 20 minute debate on why he is dumb.
– everyone has their own methods to cope, there is not one set way. don’t judge someone for not handling something as well as you do.
– the air quality in the a large portion of the eastern us is rather bad due to wildfires in canada. should we be preparing for the apocalypse now or should we wait until things get worse? can things get much worse?
– my boss had been complaing lately about the “bad vibes” in our office. how do I politely, yet firmly, say that her not bothering to enforce anything and just having other people cover for the fuck ups in the office is the root cause of the “bad vibes”
– what’s the best way to look like you are enjoying your time in florida without actually enjoying your time in florida?
– when you blacklist someone for having the wrong skin color, when is the right time to start calling them for an interview for your seven open positions?
– why is every sequel properly subtitled electric boogaloo? could we have a volcanic boogaloo? piercing? steam powered?
– can rafe change a tire?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – rookie of the year (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107985)
caleb 10/10
rafe 9/10
SONGS – rafe is year; caleb is rookie

NEXT MOVIE – cool runnings (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106611)
NEXT SONGS – raggae

Rafe’s Dumbness

well folks, rafe isn’t really on her game this episode which she thinks is pretty dumb. caleb goes into great detail on a final fantasy 7 speed run that gets pretty nerdy. then caleb starts talking about pokemon go and rafe gets WAY too excited. rafe is also happy about watching foxes diving into snow and caleb wants rafe to watch community. rafe keeps singing the MASH themesong, and well. she’s just weird. rafe hounds caleb about being too fancy in the kitchen, then has some really important questions about soup stuff. caleb questions a super-fast zelda runner that he’s been competing against on twitch. they talked about robin hood: prince of thieves. after discussing parodies, caleb throws out a challenge to the listeners. do you have what it takes to prove him wrong?!?! caleb did songs about being rich and rafe did songs about being poor. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in close my eyes. since this movie is about incest, they’ll be doing songs about forbidden love. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded December 12, 2016

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The Sasquatch Gang

caleb has a podcast goal that means no more morning recordings. a lot of discussion revolving around the new kitten. some clapping. some ex machina, leading into artificial intelligence taking over the world. also creed. not the band, the rocky movie. caleb saw it, rafe gets confused then talks about funny or die. there’s some talk about how lame the midwest can be, then some talk about the sasquatch gang. they have goofy time talking over their songs this week, which were songs sung by bands with mullets. final fantasy 7 came out with a gameplay sample but rafe hasn’t seen it… because she’s an asshole. but she nerds out a bit with caleb. rafe’s bright place is about an interesting way to pay for parking tickets. caleb is a shithead and trolls rafe about the giver. next time, they’ll do the movie dreamland. and the songs? either about dream or land. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded December 6, 2015