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Men’s Health Edition

QUICK HITS
caleb has a guest! it’s retrotainmnt, aka furybox, aka the talkative man we all want to know more about. don’t forget to follow the cutest corgi around on instagram: @16bitcorgi

HIGH LOWS
josh’s high-low
high: presidents day
low: garage clutter

caleb’s high-low
high: mom moving to NJ
low: feeling like shit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which is better—half off valentine’s day candy on february 15th or half off halloween candy on november 1st?
– ever buy something from a hot topic?
– what is the sexiest accent?
– where in the world is carmen san diego?
– if it was the end of the world, and you could choose one last meal – what would it be?
– with the first version of the ai video generator sora, how doomed are we all?
– rollercoasters or water slides?
– has to explain snowshoes today. what’s something you know about but not today’s youts? cultural references work too

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – down periscope (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116130)
josh: 6.5/10
caleb: 6.5/10
SONG – down

NEXT MOVIE – fargo (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116282)
NEXT SONG – police!

Smart Home, Dumb Cancer (feat. Furybox)

QUICK HITS
well well well, look who came crawling back…. it’s rafe. rafe came crawling back to josh, the illustrious furybox, because she really wanted him as a guest on the show. and it was a GREAT SUCCESS. technology gab, random thoughts on work, and of course, falling in love all over again. plus plenty of berating and yelling.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: kollin walk
low: broken eyeball

josh’s high-low
high: salary
low: canada

HOT HOT TOPICS
– does anyone else ever feel bad for february? it’s short, its days are short, and it just feels like the only days anyone cares about are the halfway point and when it’s finally over.
– it has been 2 days since I installed GIMP on my work laptop for a work task. when should I expect the next horseman of the work apocalypse and what will it look like?
– why did my boss think it was a good idea to have the trucks power washed when a- there’s still salt on the roads and b- it has been well below zero (seriously, a- the parking lot was a skate rink, b- the power washer got water into all the nooks and crannies then froze. we had to beat the doors with hammers to get them open)
– show me your wordle
– would you still like to see my balls?
– what’s the bigger missed opportunity, a body wash from the head and shoulders maker called knees and toes or a hooters food delivery service called knockers?
– so many bands and groups are returning to perform concerts in person. in an ideal, COVID-free world, what is the lineup for your dream concert?
– if you could participate in your favorite game show (past or present) that you knew you could win, what would it be?
– you get to nominate your own celebrity supreme court – who’s on it?
– it’s 2022, you are a major nationwide fast food chain, how the fuck does your entire card system go down? cash or online orders being the only option is dumb as fuck
– when’s the last time YOU threatened to talk to the manager of the DEA?
(they’re also going to write a sternly worded letter to their congressman about our insistence on following regulations)
– what’s your go-to item to eat in a hospital cafeteria?

FALL IN LOVE

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the taking of pelham 123 (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111422)
josh 2/10
rafe 4.5/10
SONGS – 123 songs
len barry – 1-2-3

NEXT MOVIE – the book of eli (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1037705)
NEXT SONGS – sacred songs

Josh Hates Rafe

QUICK HITS
there may not be a caleb, but there’s a retrotainmnt! we’ve got a bit of everything: anime rants, instapot bullshit, criterion movies, dick jousting, new bed big fig, fat shaming, and congrats to mari for her next step in life with college! oh also, the best wishing time, PBJ, keto fries, winter weather, another covid-19 shutdown, and the subreddit shrinkflation. josh also picked kinks starting with the letter the J.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: powerful at work
low: glamper withdrawal

josh’s high-low
high: officiating caleb’s marriage
low: car windshield

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when are they gonna invent the thing that takes all these chip fragments at the bottom of the bag and reforms them into real actual chips and not handfuls of shame and spicy nacho dust
– how long did you think about that phrasing before you decided to roll with it?
– shitty kitchen utensils and cookware are a safety hazard. I may have given myself first degree burns cooking bacon. who do I send my concerns to?
– caves. existential crisis about early graves or nah?
– how do I fill the wote-shaped hole in my heart?
– is it appropriate to suggest two people charge at each other in order to plug people-shaped holes in one of them?
– who makes the best joggers that don’t stretch out at the knees?
– how much would it cost to replace my entire lawn with moss?
– if you die and get cremated, in what brand of coffee can would you like your ashes stored?
– what is the best food to eat at a post-funeral meal (assuming it isn’t your funeral)?
– why have a bbq place if you’re only open one day per week?
– if you order pizza that is rated the best in a local touristy area not typically known for its pizza, where are your expectations?
– oreo O’s are a terrible cereal that are not at like oreos
– is the fact my nephew and his friends were playing “among us but in real life” coming full circle or an indictment of the oral transmission of games like werewolf and mafia?
– should I escape reality by immersing myself in dramatic readings of AI-based civilization games?

QUESTION

13. if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
rafe: where am I going to live?
josh: will my marriage last?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – doubt (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0918927)
rafe 6/10
josh 7/10
SONGS – no doubt war
sunday morning

NEXT MOVIE – night at the museum: battle of the smithsonian (2009) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1078912
NEXT SONGS – smith BATTLE

JoJo Furybox

live #RaHaCa stuff happened!

we watched jojo rabbit with sam rockwell, had furybox as a guest, and talked a lot about high lows and final fantasy randomizer.

next week, we’ll be watching g.i. joe: rise of cobra. for songs, rafe will do rise and caleb will do cobra.

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