Tag Archive for galaxy quest

I’ll Burn My Bras in Hell!


caleb got a new thing and rafe starts panicking enough for both of them. and then there’s the bug so caleb has to spend some quality time with himself. caleb is entertained for a little bit, then rafe keeps complaining about big businesses. caleb talks porn and rafe talks fat eating. then too much wine and then too much bickering about rafe’s paper-writing skills. there’s some excitement about caleb’s lovely ladies. then he gives rafe shit for her grocery shopping technique and throws down the gauntlet when discussing bulk buy stores. and cat abuse… just kidding! but definitely cat talk, and more about caleb making fun of rafe. then more cat talk. caleb tries to guilt rafe about his graduation celebration. they talk a bit about galaxy quest and caleb talks a bit about the special features on the bluray. they do songs that have three in them. they set up next week’s alan rickman movie, help I’m a fish and doing songs about fish. oh, and then rafe asks caleb to take some glamour shots like this handsome devil, and then rafe gets angry and whiny. you all should tweet about it. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 7, 2017

Galaxy Quest Redux


caleb makes the mistake of asking rafe about windows operating systems. rafe throws down some hate for the new google logo and finds a new genre of shows to binge watch on netflix. then caleb plays point-counterpoint with rafe regarding the super mario bros movie and gets really bent out of shape, then comes up with some pretty good movie ideas. he draws some very deep lines in the sand. they get way too into the metroid release timeline and caleb gets all nerdy about full console games versus off-shoots. and caleb got a ps3 game! whooohoo! and rafe started using ibotta and you should totally do it too, and use her referral code so you can be buddies. it helps you get money back from doing normal grocery shopping. caleb is jobbing so hard and dating so hard. caleb and rafe discuss the best type of wedding reception to have. caleb drank pudding. they watched galaxy quest! with the new actor, justin long! rafe decides it’s important to rate things. holding strong. they wonder about the aftermath of the end of galaxy quest. come join the discussion – tag @rafehatescaleb and tweet to us! DO IT. songs were a fuckup. caleb did songs about nostalgia, rafe did songs that make her nostalgic. whoops! rafe is actually wrong. totally admits it. they didn’t get to talk about FFXIV. sad face. the bright place was about a family who is giving away their house. say what??! that means gary can move here! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded September 6, 2015

Rafe Buys a Date


let’s talk about online beaus and their sexy summer bods. let’s talk about rafe spending an exorbitant amount of money to get a date with an actor (and also to support DRAGON WARRIORS even more). let’s talk about sex, baby. let’s talk about you and me. let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things…
… sorry, got carried away. caleb makes fun of rafe, reaffirming her hatred for him. they briefly talk about star wars episode seven and the already-developed universe versus future movie plots. SNAPCHAT. caleb is old and doesn’t understand new technology. dinosaurs. heartfelt music. kirby powers. rafe stuttering. thor fanfiction. one of the all-time best movies sam rockwell has been in to date: galaxy quest. basically they talk about the most random shit and somehow it all made sense.

originally recorded May 18, 2014