Tag Archive for jake stormoen

The Conspirator

Play

quick shout out to jake stormoen – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! also rafe wants to share a funny twitter story (and you should follow them on twitter). rafe almost throws up at caleb using the word pus (starts at 2:48 and ends at 3:58). caleb found the best pokemon go subreddit. they talk rasicm, #AllPokemonMatter, donald trump’s star, and peeing. #RacismWow! caleb teaches rafe about roger rabbit. caleb gives the audience a peak into his thoughts on stranger things, which he’ll talk about on dudewatches. caleb tries to come to terms with his weird reaction to pop culture, and rafe reminisces about anime. then she warns against texting. they discuss the conspirator because, of course, justin long was in it. meany was in it, too. star trek dude. and caleb ruins the departed for everyone. rafe has a great idea about nail polish… super great… caleb struggles with a six degrees of bacon situation using oracleofbacon.org. they do songs about presidents, which prompts a trip down memory lane, namely about brad neely who is effing amazing. you know what else is amazing? mistaking the word “deck” for “dick.” lots of laughs. next week, their justin long movie is 10 years. they fight a bit about the songs, but rafe wins. ten and years! and gagging. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 20, 2016

Serious Moonlight

Play

first world problems and a giveaway start off this exciting podcast episode. rafe complains a lot. about sinks. rafe also gets scared about the future. caleb gives her a ton of shit and makes jokes because otherwise this show would be crap. then rafe complains about the shower. caleb got published! first author! and we went on dates. like, multiple dates. there was the crazy one, the disappointed one, and the okay one. he’s like the goldilocks of dating. other than that we find out how mean caleb is. caleb listened to sam rockwell on the wtf podcast. they watched serious moonlight with justin long and the overall opinion is – well, you’ll just have to listen. they did songs about serious and light. rafe gets a little passive-aggressive! and then gushes about jake stormoen and his lovely patreon. next time, they’re going to watch a sam rockwell movie!!! don verdean. and songs about spirituality and stuff. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 5, 2016

Spooktacular 2015!

Play

are you ready for the second annual SPOOKTACULAR?!?! rafe and caleb bring their A game, and by that we mean they drink a lot. don’t forget to play along: drink when they say SPOOKTACULAR, fun, or laugh at each other. also whenever someone swears. caleb talks about his overly stressful life, mostly involving too much work. rafe is pretty stoked about her weekend in branson that was much better than expected. she wend to ernie biggs dueling piano bar and talking rocks cavern. rafe goes through some horror movies she watched to ramp up for halloween, and caleb has some opinions about everything. he rants a bit about filmmaking. caleb made some mario maker wii-u levels under the name rafehatescaleb so you should probably play them. you won’t believe the name of one of the levels. they get off-topic with mad tv’s stuart. caleb finally saw sweeny todd at the laurel mill playhouse, in the theatre. they sing a little. rafe talks about peter frampton with platypus lips and gushes a bit about jake stormoen at his miracle maker premiere. while discussing sam rockwell’s poltergeist, rafe and caleb have a complete laugh meltdown. anyway, caleb keeps comparing the old and new poltergeist while rafe never saw the old one. they did songs about ghosts. they get caught up in discussing supernatural. caleb keeps burping. next week, hair high and songs about hair! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded October 26, 2015

Doctor Boo Who

Play

starting off on a huge down note, rafe and caleb complain about life and rafe’s work. she goes into way too much detail about her opinions and how she’s letting said opinions be known. caleb’s been drunk sleeping a lot and not taking care of himself. he went to a wedding and took care of some drunk people and then he gets completely irritated with the peter capaldi doctor who. a few spoilers talking about the first episode of season eight. btw rafe still loves doctor who, regardless of caleb’s angry rant about darkness. rafe got a sweet tweet from jake stormoen and caleb talks about his kitchen work. rafe gets hungry. and hey sam rockwell is still around FOR NOW. it’s celebrity, the woody allen movie. rafe basically recaps the whole damn movie so you’re welcome. the songs are all about breakups. rafe goes through a bright place where a man’s wallet from WWII was returned to him after 70 years, which reminds caleb of a similar experience aka doing an arnold schwarzenegger impression. next week’s movie will be 13 moons and songs with numbers in them. they need you to guess the next actor they’ll be watching. tag @rafehatescaleb. DO IT. they swipe through a bunch of tinder people for caleb right at the end. like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded August 11, 2015

« Older Entries