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Doctor Boo Who

starting off on a huge down note, rafe and caleb complain about life and rafe’s work. she goes into way too much detail about her opinions and how she’s letting said opinions be known. caleb’s been drunk sleeping a lot and not taking care of himself. he went to a wedding and took care of some drunk people and then he gets completely irritated with the peter capaldi doctor who. a few spoilers talking about the first episode of season eight. btw rafe still loves doctor who, regardless of caleb’s angry rant about darkness. rafe got a sweet tweet from jake stormoen and caleb talks about his kitchen work. rafe gets hungry. and hey sam rockwell is still around FOR NOW. it’s celebrity, the woody allen movie. rafe basically recaps the whole damn movie so you’re welcome. the songs are all about breakups. rafe goes through a bright place where a man’s wallet from WWII was returned to him after 70 years, which reminds caleb of a similar experience aka doing an arnold schwarzenegger impression. next week’s movie will be 13 moons and songs with numbers in them. they need you to guess the next actor they’ll be watching. tag @rafehatescaleb. DO IT. they swipe through a bunch of tinder people for caleb right at the end. like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded August 11, 2015

Just Rafe and Caleb

caleb and rafe go through tinder men profiles and try to create a more douchey profile for caleb. rafe and caleb both can’t pronounce “français” but it was probably spelled incorrectly on that tinder profile? yeah that’s why. not because they’re stupid americans. huge thank you to gary who has been our super marketeer across the pond!!! in other news, rafe talks about her conversation with jake stormoen and adam johnson while they were on set for miracle maker. but hey, DRAGON WARRIORS is still making progress which is good news! caleb does his awesome dean winchester impression while complaining about the sam rockwell movie, happy hell night. they continue complaining about shows and finally get around to their songs about hell. rafe says fun too much. fuck you, caleb. next week, matchstick men and songs about fire. SOON – new actor since they’re running out of sam rockwell movies. you can guess on twitter. tag us! rafe’s bright places are about tabrizi’s passing on restaurant weekend to feed the homeless and jetblue getting free books to kids in DC with the campaign soar with reading. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 9, 2015

Tinder Swiper No Swiping

rafe’s pretty stoked she can say jake stormoen’s name because he introduced himself on fiverr. and caleb is pretty confused about some girl’s name. rafe gushes about adam johnson and DRAGON WARRIORS. caleb says one of the most disgusting phrases rafe has ever heard. rafe talks about her boring class and caleb is ashamed at how nerdy he is with lord of the rings and game of thrones. but hey! tinder judgement is back! are you ready for some tinder!?!? rafe’s weekend is SO BORING. but she helps caleb do a better tinder profile by taking advice from a GQ article and later wikihow. and the yeti picture of caleb? you can see it right here. after this tinder time, rafe is pretty sure emoji needs to be a shorter word. so much tinder. and a sam rockwell movie!! basquiat. not bad. songs were about painting. because artists. rafe’s bright place was about dogs that get staff photos at a school. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 9, 2015

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