Tag Archive for kittens

Stick it in Your Pocket

QUICK HITS
oh, no. rafe read the news. about roundup (WHICH CAUSES CANCER), owned by monsanto and bayer, kitten population explosions, and dishwasher aficionados. probably the best facebook group rafe has ever found.
https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-dishwasher-loading-facebook-group
https://grist.org/science/kitten-season-animal-shelter-cat-wildlife
https://newrepublic.com/article/179653/roundup-cancer-monsanto-pesticides

caleb is on an adventure! he’s had a pretty good week with travels. and you want instrumental? you want badass music? YOU GOT IT: https://youtu.be/Zdol7Q3DMs4
the word of the week is VOCABLES. lalalalalalalala!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: animated gifs
low: college class

caleb’s high-low
high: travel experience
low: lost wedding ring

HOT HOT TOPICS
– favorite instrumental song.
– shaving. I hate doing it but I also hate not shaving.
– a friend of mine got a yeast infection and the likely culprit was an improperly cleaned dildo. here’s your psa to take proper care of your sex toys.
– what’s your cozy/comfort meal of choice and why?
– what is your opinion on the wilhelm scream? annoying and overused or fun little easter egg?
– its softball season! and almost baseball. what marks the start of spring for you?
– car repairs suck!

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – air force one (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118571)
caleb 6.6/10
rafe 7/10
SONG – planes
rilo kiley – plane crash in C

NEXT MOVIE – boogie nights (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118749)
NEXT SONG – make you wanna boogie

Dreamland

well, caleb’s drunk. he’s made some mistakes about tomorrow morning. btw, does rafe sound fuzzy? she sounds fuzzy. shia lebouf comes up, and his cannibalism. caleb is so trendy by watching call me lucky. he feels special about his relationship with barry crimmins. he talks cat fights and jesus, which reminds rafe about always sunny in philadelphia. caleb complains about a holiday party and has more drunken wisdom. rafe’s angry about work and caleb decides he’s going to come down with some horrible disease. mostly it’s caleb being drunk and having speech issues. btw, watch a very murray christmas. the justin long movie this time was dreamland! caleb likey. also songs about dreams… and land… bright place is about microbeads. yeah, but it’s really good news, promise. next movie is the break-up, with songs about breakups. clever girl. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded December 13, 2015

The Sasquatch Gang

caleb has a podcast goal that means no more morning recordings. a lot of discussion revolving around the new kitten. some clapping. some ex machina, leading into artificial intelligence taking over the world. also creed. not the band, the rocky movie. caleb saw it, rafe gets confused then talks about funny or die. there’s some talk about how lame the midwest can be, then some talk about the sasquatch gang. they have goofy time talking over their songs this week, which were songs sung by bands with mullets. final fantasy 7 came out with a gameplay sample but rafe hasn’t seen it… because she’s an asshole. but she nerds out a bit with caleb. rafe’s bright place is about an interesting way to pay for parking tickets. caleb is a shithead and trolls rafe about the giver. next time, they’ll do the movie dreamland. and the songs? either about dream or land. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded December 6, 2015