Tag Archive for kpj

North (1994)

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rafe starts out this episode with some interesting info about whole foods, and then the gang quickly recaps their own lent escapades. caleb tells some pirate jokes and becomes the first pirate HR person. speaking of corporate america, caleb is job hunting! best of luck, dude! caleb is loving the weather while there are only air conditioning problems for rafe. in addition to THAT first world problem, rafe has another – dryer balls. for reals. caleb’s doing new d&d with jungles and dinos! rafe spent the weekend with little pony and training him how to grow up. KPJ is going to be a daddy!! and then rafe and caleb talk about the bruce willis movie this week, north. they did songs with directions in them, but more importantly they say bitch and all the rhyming words. #ThatBitchGotMeShitfaced. the giveaway was a royal disappointment so they’re extending it another episode!! next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in color of night. caleb will be doing songs with colors rafe is night. don’t forget to GET FRISKY WITH THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded February 20, 2018

Don’t Deny Me My Happiness

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rafe is WAY TOO LOUD when this episode starts. but then she settles the fuck down. jfc rafe get your shit together you are a MESS. then caleb forces her to carry the entire podcast for about a minute. at least she has kiss cams to make her feel better. caleb has a lot going on but can’t give specifics and it turns into a weird frustrating game. then caleb remembers having a conversation with rafe that never happened. and stuff about pyramid schemes! also losing weight! then the dumpster kitties make an appearance and caleb has to go take care of them. they talk a bit about negative energies, anti-vaxxers, and accepting happiness. nice. and a little update about keith parker jones! rafe laughs a bit at ariana grande and gets some humble pie. and then she gets way to animated about non-traditional breakfast. the stumble over how to best explain the alan rickman movie, mesmer. it’s… it’s a trip, guys. then they do songs about hypnosis. rafe interrupts everything to bring up lumbersexuality. also and adorable kitten harassing a beard. caleb wonders about people who are animated while gaming and rafe is sad she doesn’t have more gary in her life. she also makes caleb read a post from gary in a horrible scotch accent. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in an awfully big adventure and competing with their songs. caleb is big and rafe is awful. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 10, 2017

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