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Ice Cream Should be a Utility

QUICK HITS
caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-started-a-cold-war

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: easter time
low: easter candy

caleb’s high-low
high: mom moved
low: crazy drive

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is it called “doggystyle” when it just as easily could have been named after another animal?
– hotdog recipes?
– in your opinion what is the best looking dog in the akc?
– we should un-fuck the selectively bred dogs with more selective breeding. i.e. pugs that can actually fucking breathe properly
– who is the best wingman? and why is it a dog?
– I like dogs and most of them like me. sadly, I am allergic. but I want to pet all the dogs. sometimes it is worth the suffering.
– let’s assume hugh everett III’s theories on parallel worlds are correct. what did we domesticate instead of the humble dog in an alternate universe? are there now parks where you can let your pet bear run free? are we playing fetch with a silverback gorilla? is the old saying now “you can’t teach an old alligator new tricks”?
– small dogs aren’t dogs, they’re pests.
– ESA don’t exist. theres no reason your purse dog should be in a restaurant or grocery store
– what dog breed are you? (find an online quiz?)

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – wag the dog (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120885)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONG – dags
grandaddy – stray dog and the chocolate shake

NEXT MOVIE – colin fitz lives! (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118873)
NEXT SONG – living

Gonna Go Ahead and Push

QUICK HITS
remember that time caleb’s cat threw up on the show? and caleb discovered a new fruit called papaw. also twitch got hacked!
https://www.businessinsider.com/major-twitch-hack-breach-leak-source-code-streamer-payments-2021-10

caleb updates us on the wedding work and his bbq sauce and rub names. also weight gain. rafe rants about IT mini fridges, gary’s lovely rub name, dark kerse twitter love, and GO AHEAD AND.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ginger art
low: open mouth, enter foot

caleb’s high-low
high: papaw
low: fast food migraine

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is 10 months an acceptable timeframe to have the rear glass in your vehicle repaired?
– should rice pudding not have raisins, or should it NOT HAVE RAISINS?!?!
– should twitch have raisins or not?
– are you able to pronounce “hot hot topic” and “cool beans” with a stoic expression? try it out!
– if you were a baseball player, what would your “walk-up” song be?
– if capn crunch can have oops! all berries, why can’t raisin bran have oops! all raisins?
– what’s the best way to win over gordon ramsay in a cooking competition and why is it a MURICAN FLAG MADE OUT OF ICING MY COUNTRY TIIIIIS OF THEE SWEET LAND OF LIIIBERTY
– which letter has committed the most war crimes and why is it the letter K?
– is my son’s principal secretly johnny sins? they are both bald and white, and I’ve never seen them in the same room together.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the preacher’s wife (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117372)
caleb 4/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – wife fight
emery – after the devil beats his wife

NEXT MOVIE – he got game (19998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124718)
NEXT SONGS – game battle

THUNDERLIPS

Just Throw It in Reverse

rafe tries her best to be quiet but… well, it kind of works out. caleb is SO ANGRY about everything… a date, driving, mcdonald’s, the dumpster cats… then rafe pines for food. and caleb is gross about food. omg so gross. caleb rambles on a bit about italian food, but then things get good when he talks about this dude he used to work with: buster. although, caleb also spends way too much time explaining serving dishes. rafe goes on a really long rant about work and home and anger, then they laugh about seann michael scott. they watched alan rickman in rasputin: dark servant of destiny. they give their honest opinions about it. the songs this week are one song each for the ways that rasputin died. next week, alan rickman will be viewed in the movie michael collins and doing irish songs! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 31, 2017

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