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It Can’t Get Any Worse

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it’s been a WHOLE MONTH with no #RaHaCa podcast so buckle up. rafe’s worried about caleb’s computer, is excited to be on tiktok, and is excited about a surprise for dani. caleb regales with a big bone, and big balls. also christmas stuff, delicious food that caleb’s been posting on instagram and discord, and cats on drugs. rafe reminds everyone that 2021 isn’t going to be different – we all still have to wear our masks to protect people from covid-19. she’s also back on tinder, yay! and doing #75hard which caleb gets roped into of course. they also go hard on the L kinks. #RaHaCa2021 here we come!

HIGH LOWS for 2020
rafe’s high-low
high: hermit life
low: glamper breakup

caleb’s high-low
high: married
low: family

HOT HOT TOPICS for 2020
– did CATS cause COVID?
– 2020. why? just why?
– what, in your opinion, was the single worst take of 2020?
– how is amy adams as an actress? and how much of your opinion is based on her choice of movies and directors?
– where are the murder hornets?
– if die hard is the best christmas movie that isn’t a christmas movie, could we also then say that polar express is the worst movie that happens to be a christmas movie, and should we make it a bipolar double header christmas tradition?
– pretend you see a time travelling tour group, and you see that one entitled tourist yelling at the poor tour guide about how much they want their money back for experiencing 2020 and being a real asshole about it. what year do you tell the asshole they should demand comp tickets to go to to make them suffer even more?
– since 2020 has answered the question of “pants?” with an emphatic no, what is the correct matching foot coverings?
– can we all agree to stop taunting the universe? we started that in 2016 and it just keeps calling our bluff.
– the kink corner, the best thing about 2020 or the absolute best thing about 2020?
– what pet name do you have for your cum, now that we know greggly’s?
– bad news: you are getting executed tomorrow. what’s your last meal?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – leap year (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1216492)
caleb 5/10
rafe 8.75/10
SONGS – 2020 anthem
blackbear – I feel bad

NEXT MOVIE – moonlight serenade (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455638)
NEXT SONGS – crooners

Vice (2018)

fuck this noise

The Break Up

rafe starts off the show with some anger and caleb brings in the big guns and tells his horrible cat story. he recaps his christmas break (supernatural and drinking) and they both experience the woes of coming back to work after a break. rafe struggles with what VPN stands for, all for the sake of a story. rafe complains a bit about her christmases but caleb brings the mood up with another drinking story. they briefly touch on star wars 7 but there are no spoilers. caleb tells a happy story about a christmas miracle. rafe is irritated about old lingering dating sites. they discuss the break-up which was okay, but not great, and rafe remembers tonto’s name. hooray! and then of course they cover break-up songs! caleb succeeded in his 2015 resolution and rafe can’t really remember what her resolution was. a talk about fallout boy prompts some singing. enjoy. caleb is very happy about being able to play very short clips of songs. also tori amos and her face. and angry songs about george w. bush (says wiki). some start wars and fanfiction and supernatural stuff comes up. caleb misses the supernatural episode when dean/jensen ackles performs eye of the tiger. next week, they’re watching accepted and doing college songs. oh, and the bright place is dead. welcome to 2016. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded January 6, 2016

Billy But Not That Billy

WE HAVE A GUEST. it’s billy (but not billy from dudeOMG)! caleb has to sit uncomfortably close to billy as they share a mic. rafe talks about lasik eye surgery and caleb adds his input to his own experience. caleb recaps his holiday week with his family and his drunk tweets. then billy and caleb repeatedly use a word that rafe hates. new year’s resolutions are discussed!! rafe is doing a twitter and facebook giveaway of ALL THE STUFF she doesn’t want (mostly lootcrate). details are below. and of course, they discuss a sam rockwell movie (which billy didn’t like very much). the three of them go through their favorite songs of 2014 for the music this week. and don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

rafe has decided she has too much stuff… for the month of january 2015 she’ll be setting free a lot of her lootcrate (and other nerdy) things. all you have to do to qualify is, during january 2015, retweet a january 2015 podcast tweet or share a rafe hates caleb facebook podcast post. she will GIVE YOU STUFF AS LONG AS THERE’S STUFF TO GIVE. that means you’ll most likely get a prize. how cool is that? here’s where it gets better: if you retweet (or share on facebook) every january 2015 podcast post IN january 2015, you’ll get an extra entry. you have to either retweet all or repost all to get the extra entry. you can’t retweet some and repost the others. NO MIXING OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA. she has like 20-30 items to give away so please tell your buddies about sharing and retweeting. baby steps:
1. during the month of january 2015, RT at least one january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweet (tweet example here) or share a rafe hates caleb facebook post (facebook example here)
2. Step 2 is unnecessary – Caleb said so
3. ???
4. almost GUARANTEED chance for random gift
5. optional awesomeness (aka the ALL IN): during january 2015, RT ALL january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweets OR share all january 2015 rafe hates caleb posts and get an extra entry.

* the single entry will be qualified using facebook and twitter. this means if you share once on facebook and RT once on twitter, you get two entries. there will be a limit of two regular entries per household and two “ALL IN” entries per household. if you have any questions about the rules, you can always post to rafe hates caleb‘s wall or tweet to rafe or caleb and we’ll be happy to clarify anything

originally recorded December 21, 2014