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Galaxy Quest Redux


caleb makes the mistake of asking rafe about windows operating systems. rafe throws down some hate for the new google logo and finds a new genre of shows to binge watch on netflix. then caleb plays point-counterpoint with rafe regarding the super mario bros movie and gets really bent out of shape, then comes up with some pretty good movie ideas. he draws some very deep lines in the sand. they get way too into the metroid release timeline and caleb gets all nerdy about full console games versus off-shoots. and caleb got a ps3 game! whooohoo! and rafe started using ibotta and you should totally do it too, and use her referral code so you can be buddies. it helps you get money back from doing normal grocery shopping. caleb is jobbing so hard and dating so hard. caleb and rafe discuss the best type of wedding reception to have. caleb drank pudding. they watched galaxy quest! with the new actor, justin long! rafe decides it’s important to rate things. holding strong. they wonder about the aftermath of the end of galaxy quest. come join the discussion – tag @rafehatescaleb and tweet to us! DO IT. songs were a fuckup. caleb did songs about nostalgia, rafe did songs that make her nostalgic. whoops! rafe is actually wrong. totally admits it. they didn’t get to talk about FFXIV. sad face. the bright place was about a family who is giving away their house. say what??! that means gary can move here! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded September 6, 2015

I Like Watching the Puddles


this episode starts with rafe and caleb complaining about g-force. it’s a horrible movie with some great actors (including sam rockwell, of course), then rafe grumbles about nicholas sparks’ romantic stories… she may or may not be viewing the entire world through cynical eyes. boring stories abound!! the power outage! the cultural food! masturbation! sweat and umbrellas! woodpeckers! we’re sorry that rafe leads a mundane midwest life. caleb tries to recover by making up a new sex move.

caleb talks about dating woes (tinder) and how he’ll clean his house for a stranger coming over but not for rafe. ok ok, he didn’t say that specifically, but it’s true. and he faps. NOT ON THE PODCAST. wouldn’t THAT be entertaining? rafe is a socially awkward penguin, and a stalker, when it comes to cashiers. rafe ponders what to do with a school bus if she owned one. she’s power hungry. speaking of cars, caleb hates his and has to learn how to do his own repairs. they talk about mashups as their songs of the week. caleb totally cheated by making someone else find songs for him (thanks, DJ pollyswag). oh, and rafe has no shame and will go on two first-meets in one day. but caleb’s a liar so we think that’s worse. anyway, a woodpecker basically ruins the end of this episode. enjoy.

originally recorded August 24, 2014