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The Jackal (1997)

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rafe is super excited about keto, printers, and okcupid. she does get a little too into her head about insecurities. but good news – she got some betabrand! there’s some deep-diving talk about keto. caleb talks a bit about his delicious brunch with RB’s and the weird old podcasts. caleb gives rafe shit about using the word fewer which reminded rafe of weird al at the grocery store. caleb saw avengers: infinity war but does NOT spoil anything, promise! caleb also saw a ghost story and gives a bit of a review on it. rafe spews some random nonsense from reddit about coconuts that we don’t think is true. but she found three articles (one on thehindu.com, one on academic.oup.com, and one on scientificamerican.com) that go into to great detail about coconut migration if someone wants to prove her false. rafe talks a bit about splitting property in the brony breakup. they watched bruce willis in the jackal. they did songs with jack black. in an unforeseen move, next week they’ll be watching TWO bruce willis movies!! mercury rising and armageddon. rafe will be doing songs about the end of the world and caleb will be doing temperature. don’t forget to DEFILE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 1, 2018

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The Fifth Element (1997)

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hard-hitting vine reenactments start off this mess with I love you and I miss you (hunnnn), country boy I love youuuuu, and I want to see my little boy – here he comes. then while caleb talks work, ANOTHER vine comes up – you better watch out. ok I think we are fully vined out for now. caleb is controlling facebook, rafe is doing keto stuff, and also freaking out about everything. especially okcupid. rafe gives more updates on keto and some her food decisions. oh my god!! speaking of, the best moment in troll 2. rafe has been following some new subreddits… yeah. caleb tear apart the trailer for venom. he’s planning on seeing something important this weekend in the theater, too. speaking of movies, caleb wants to watch a ghost story because… well, he says stuff. rafe wasn’t paying attention. she was probably messaging some dude on okcupid. they watched bruce willis in the fifth element and caleb totally lays into it with vicious opinions. they did songs about elements. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in the jackal and doing jack black songs. don’t forget to DEFILE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 24, 2018

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Tinder Swipes

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rafe hates lollipop for andriod (it’s the worst). caleb and rafe bring light into everyone’s life by quoting the GI joe PSAs and caleb basically recaps how he works every day. caleb is not good with hearing good news. more adventures with the kitten, and adventures with rafe judging people on tinder. she and caleb rewrite his tinder profile and do more judging. rafe logs back into okcupid which is a bad idea. picking apart tinder profiles is a good idea, though. #nofatties. hey, castlevania guy is doing a new video game called bloodstained!! it almost makes up for the horrible sam rockwell movie. thankfully, they get to say a bad word a lot because it’s their song theme this week. rafe talks about a an alaskan litter of kittens for the bright place and caleb fucks around on dictionary.com. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded May 19, 2015

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Freaky Friday

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caleb starts off with a horrible parody using an annoying song and it all goes downhill from there. rafe meets a new guy on okcupid who is a friend, really just a friend. both caleb and rafe go through their new year’s adventures. caleb goes through his favorite TV shows and the replacements that filled the emptiness inside him when the shows were done. they discuss issues with jerking off. rafe gives a quick update of her eye surgery. they talk about some movies from 2014 worth seeing and caleb explains the best game show idea ever. rafe commends caleb on being strong enough for 4chan. rafe starts a new segment about something happy and caleb makes puns. they watched sam rockwell in box of moonlight and talked about their top 80’s music this week. they also talk about body swapping (à la freaky friday) and caleb really gets into it. caleb and rafe bicker, as is it should be. and don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

rafe has decided she has too much stuff… for the month of january 2015 she’ll be setting free a lot of her lootcrate (and other nerdy) things. all you have to do to qualify is, during january 2015, retweet a january 2015 podcast tweet or share a rafe hates caleb facebook podcast post. she will GIVE YOU STUFF AS LONG AS THERE’S STUFF TO GIVE. that means you’ll most likely get a prize. how cool is that? here’s where it gets better: if you retweet (or share on facebook) every january 2015 podcast post IN january 2015, you’ll get an extra entry. you have to either retweet all or repost all to get the extra entry. you can’t retweet some and repost the others. NO MIXING OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA. she has like 20-30 items to give away so please tell your buddies about sharing and retweeting. baby steps:
1. during the month of january 2015, RT at least one january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweet (tweet example here) or share a rafe hates caleb facebook post (facebook example here)
2. Step 2 is unnecessary – Caleb said so
3. ???
4. almost GUARANTEED chance for random gift
5. optional awesomeness (aka the ALL IN): during january 2015, RT ALL january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweets OR share all january 2015 rafe hates caleb posts and get an extra entry.

* the single entry will be qualified using facebook and twitter. this means if you share once on facebook and RT once on twitter, you get two entries. there will be a limit of two regular entries per household and two “ALL IN” entries per household. if you have any questions about the rules, you can always post to rafe hates caleb‘s wall or tweet to rafe or caleb and we’ll be happy to clarify anything

originally recorded December 28, 2014

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