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Simply Having a Wonderful Podcast

QUICK HITS
caleb and rafe both had pretty damn good weeks. some wedding stuff, pokemon go community day, and a SUPER SECRET SPECIAL WORK PROJECT. but caleb also had some sucky stuff like migraines and taxes and a covid bummer. rafe had happy times with brony, a new friend, ketokey factory bakery, mistletoe mixup, and OSHA. HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: all the good things
low: watching derek

caleb’s high-low
high: pokemon with the furies
low: vitamin d low

HOT HOT TOPICS
– do you want a lot for christmas or is there just one thing you need? do you care about the presents underneath the christmas tree?
– owen wilson
– is mistletoe curable by antibiotics, or is surgery required?
– what was your favorite part of the office christmas party? was it the 20 year old who showed up drunk, the co-worker that got drunk and slept with a sleazy contractor, your office manager almost getting in a fist fight in the casino, the 60 year old RN putting a banana hammock on over his suit, or the grilled cheese and tomato soup shooters?
– what OT level is baby jesus?
– I keep making sure to stay as miserable as possible and remove any possible joy from my life, but for some reason that just makes me more miserable. clearly this is the fault of both capitalism and america.
– my brother is watching my animals over christmas vacation. if my son’s goldfish dies while we’re away, does my brother have to pay for the funeral?
– if santa knows everyone in the world, does he know the identity, and whereabouts of one cotton eye joe? no one seems to know where he came from, or where he went. the manhunt continues.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – man on fire (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328107)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – THREE CHRISTMAS SONGS!!!
angela lansbury – we need a little christmas
transiberian orchestra – wizards in winter
tabernacle choir – hallelujah from handel’s messiah

NEXT MOVIE – the manchurian candidate (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368008)
NEXT SONGS – chinese song

OSHA Regulations and Yogurt Cookies

rafe leaves the mic so caleb has to talk to himself and it gets kind of awkward. well rafe got in another fight with brony. rafe sucks at updating the website’s music and sam rockwell pages and makes the best excuses ever. holler back to gentlemen broncos, while rafe complains about protecting her assets. caleb’s car is still in limbo but soon… soon… and he’s got two important pieces of news!! about stuff!! they talk about bathroom breaks again and also what to dump in the backyard. like fruit. rafe says “disgusting” a lot. speaking of, caleb tells the story of the yogurt cookie. rafe complains about having to talk to people. rafe angrily tells about potbelly sandwiches. they watched welcome to collinwood as their sam rockwell movie and picked loser/fuck-up songs. the bright place is about celtic pride and a food drive. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 22, 2015