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Our Guest is a PAIN!


there’s a GUEST. he’s an angry, punkrock kind of guy. everyone say hi to keith parker jones of the band PAIN. it’s a horror punk/metal band local to maryland but worthy of national appreciation. rafe and caleb interview nekro pain using the most piercing myspace survey questions. things get pretty awkward. KPJ might be an alcoholic. but hey they give a thank-you to some fans. thanks, fans!! they talk soap. they talk gay marriage. caleb and nekro almost kiss. KPJ is nice enough to share part of “digging her own grave” and everyone has trouble pronouncing words. the sam rockwell movie, safe men, was good and you get to hear why. caleb does more impressions and caleb and KPJ discuss the music industry. DAVID!! songs of the week take up even more time because nekro has to add his three. the bright place is about beeping easter eggs, which is pretty sweet. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 6, 2015

Spooktacular 2014


it’s the first annual rafe hates caleb SPOOKTACULAR!! oooOOOOoooohhh!!!! very exciting things in this episode. FIRST, there’s a drinking game. feel free to play along. drink whenever someone says halloween, rafe is dumb, rafe says she hates caleb, or anytime they say SPOOKTACULAR.
apparently when rafe drinks, she says “like” a lot. like, a lot. caleb and rafe go through the reasons they love halloween, the movies that scare, that delight, that strike fear into the heart of rafe (because caleb’s a hardass). let’s not forget movies that have sam rockwell in them… aka CLOWNHOUSE. learn creepy things about the director! rafe and caleb talk about their memorable costumes, discuss zombies, and caleb makes fun of rafe for liking goats. they discuss halloween BACK IN MY DAY because they are old. both of them have moments of “have you ever had a dream?” it’s charming, really. they were going to edit them out but this is what drinking is all about – making mistakes and laughing about it. they also have special SPOOKTACULAR (oooOOOOoooohhh!) songs this week. and and and rafe talks about LASER DOG written by greg mccrary (you should read it for reals tho). it’s a fun comic and it’s cheap! go buy it! and enjoy this screaming goat. on a side note, we promise rafe isn’t a pedophile; the guy involved in her weekend is a full-grown non-furry adult. supernatural monsters/beings are debated (spoiler alert: caleb wins)(spoiler alert: ACTUAL SPOILERS). rafe’s going to be boring and stay home on halloween but caleb’s going to rock out with PAIN! which is his buddy kyle’s band. they hope you get to have a great time on this SPOOKTACULAR halloween.

we’re giving away the lootcrate walking dead print. you can have one entry by doing one of the following. if you do THREE of the following, you’ll get two entries. if you do ALL of the following, you’ll get three entries. the giveaway ends november 7, 2014 and we’ll announce a winner within a week.
1. RT rafe hates caleb SPOOKTACULAR tweet (this will be tweeted on october 31, 2014)
2. tweet your own haunted-house-reaction pic or horror movie using #RafehatesCaleb #Spooktacular2014
3. post your own haunted-house-reaction pic on your facebook wall and tag the rafe hates caleb page
4. comment on the rafe hates caleb page with your favorite scary movie

originally recorded October 26, 2014