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Rafe, Interrupted

QUICK HITS
rafe tests out voices for ragnarok because she cares too much about what people think. dani has the best taste in gummies. thank you to everyone for coming to the movie on the discord! rafe talks a lot about reddit port. caleb tries to reign in rafe and her ego but it doesn’t work very well.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: butts and pronebone
low: tinder and overworked

caleb’s high-low
high: scientist’s birthday
low: no sleep

HOT HOT TOPICS
– a mouse is eating my bread. do I humanely catch and release it or do I take joy in murdering it as I exact my revenge
– do peanut butter sandwiches need a second ingredient?
– why is it so damn hot, can we declare war on the sun and nuke it from orbit yet?
– is a boat a water truck
– follow up question: how submerged does a truck have to be before it becomes a submarine
– why does anything have to do with the price of cheese in china
– you gotta talk about cake
– why does sonic have the best ice? what makes ice the best ice?
– what object is least likely to survive the trip home from the store?
– why doesn’t panda express serve panda?
– why doesn’t panda express serve food?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – drop dead gorgeous (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157503)
caleb 10/10
rafe 10/10
SONGS – amer – I CAN
kaiser chiefs – I can do it without you

NEXT MOVIE – psycho beach party (2000) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206226
NEXT SONGS – my psycho beach party

Revisiting the Past

QUICK HITS
baseball stuff! shopping! rafe’s excited about daviga06 streaming on twitch, caleb has some thoughts on the next actor poll, and also thoughts about haggis? caleb is still on his cooking kick!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: telternhaus
low: lonely

caleb’s high-low
high: card collection
low: death dread

HOT HOT TOPICS
– yard work/gardening relaxing pastime or bane of my existence?
– do we actually have an impact on saving the planet by turning off lights and recycling when huge industries aren’t green? how many people does it take to offset one polluting factory? how does that make you feel?
– summer is the worst season I’m already sweating at 10 am it sucks and I hate it and where’s my water and give me ice cream
– qwerty keyboards on touch screens are dumb
– does nature hate me? the level of which I’m suffering from allergies today sure makes it seem so.
– also, what is wrong with people who hate summer? it’s clearly the best season… and give me ice cream.
– should circumcision be illegal
– if I teach a man to fish and he gets hit by a truck the next morning, should I have just given him a fish?
– people who dislike snow suck
– jimmy fallon
– hot pockets (sing it like red robin!)
– male breast feeding. how do you feel about that?

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – the poison rose (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5862166)
caleb 2/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – rafe is rose; caleb is poison
enya – china roses

NEXT MOVIE – line of descent (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2257284)
NEXT SONGS – LINE BATTLE

Rafe’s New Fetish

rafe confessions
– she likes to dab into the restroom at work
– she makes guys take pictures of themselves smiling with teeth

ff randomizer co-op tourney is still going on! summer league next! caleb may go for a speedgaming live event?!?! caleb’s ghost fart smell. madonna’s like a prayer did you know??

rafe’s high-low
high: new porn discoveries
low: eating out too much

caleb’s high-low
high: hamilton again! furybox officiating the wedding! ff randomizer letter ala civil war letter!
low: housework expenses

MOVIE – son in law (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108186)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.8/10
SONGS – caleb is son and rafe is law
brand new – jude law and a semester abroad

NEXT MOVIE – with honors (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111732)
NEXT SONGS – caleb and rafe are honor

How Far We’ve Cum

rafe starts off the podcast with some interesting facts about herself, which leads into how caleb feels about her. rafe talks about her week while caleb does his best to distract her on his video. and then rafe awkwardly explains how she searches for porn. yeah, really. caleb doesn’t disappoint, either! caleb recaps his week which involved car work and food class. he also regales rafe with a story about his laptop issues. then hair… then dungeons and dragons with caleb in control of everything. they talk about the alan rickman movie this week, something the lord made, and caleb makes his best attempt at listing every connection between this cast and the cast from the wire. they have a discussion about how each decade has changed the world and through a lifetime. caleb talks a bit about the dumpster kitties which leads them into going through their songs about doctors or medicine. there’s some singing, which is always a good thing. next week, they’ll be enjoying alan rickman in harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban. songs will be about prison. excellent. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 25, 2017