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Rafe, Interrupted

QUICK HITS
rafe tests out voices for ragnarok because she cares too much about what people think. dani has the best taste in gummies. thank you to everyone for coming to the movie on the discord! rafe talks a lot about reddit port. caleb tries to reign in rafe and her ego but it doesn’t work very well.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: butts and pronebone
low: tinder and overworked

caleb’s high-low
high: scientist’s birthday
low: no sleep

HOT HOT TOPICS
– a mouse is eating my bread. do I humanely catch and release it or do I take joy in murdering it as I exact my revenge
– do peanut butter sandwiches need a second ingredient?
– why is it so damn hot, can we declare war on the sun and nuke it from orbit yet?
– is a boat a water truck
– follow up question: how submerged does a truck have to be before it becomes a submarine
– why does anything have to do with the price of cheese in china
– you gotta talk about cake
– why does sonic have the best ice? what makes ice the best ice?
– what object is least likely to survive the trip home from the store?
– why doesn’t panda express serve panda?
– why doesn’t panda express serve food?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – drop dead gorgeous (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157503)
caleb 10/10
rafe 10/10
SONGS – amer – I CAN
kaiser chiefs – I can do it without you

NEXT MOVIE – psycho beach party (2000) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206226
NEXT SONGS – my psycho beach party

Gooey Roots

QUICK HITS
learning about reddit with world politics & anime tiddies, caleb and the scientist go full suzie homemaker, and they talk way too much about covid-19. also tiktok. and smallville and d&d. getting very close to the end of brendan fraser’s movies so the next poll is going up on monday! front runners right now: danny devito, sally field, and kurt russell. also facebook may not show all shares, so please comment, too!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: aerogarden
low: phantom

caleb’s high-low
high: friendship
low: smoke anxiety

HOT HOT TOPICS
– worst hobby in quarantine
– best tacos are?
– thursdays: are they a superior remake of tuesdays, or a knock-off of the original?
– can a hobby be merely paying money for things? (i.e., collecting)
– is taco salad a salad or just weird nachos
– is weird nachos a great band name or what
– I don’t want to win the rafes emporium raffle, because I have listened to this show and know the kinds of things that rafe keeps in her house
– whats next on the apocalyptic calendar?
^solar mass ejections. look up “the carrington event” if that happens now, we will be transported back to the 1800’s in an instant.
– one hour post ‘rona and wisconsin is acting like it doesn’t exist
– how many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
– forced vaccinations once one is discovered. yea or nay?
– aaaaaaarrrrrgghhhppplblblb!!!!!!! (i expect you to read this with enthusiasm)

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – gimme shelter (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1657510)
caleb 6.25/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – shelter

NEXT MOVIE – the nut job (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1821658)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is nuts and caleb is job

Rafe’s New Fetish

rafe confessions
– she likes to dab into the restroom at work
– she makes guys take pictures of themselves smiling with teeth

ff randomizer co-op tourney is still going on! summer league next! caleb may go for a speedgaming live event?!?! caleb’s ghost fart smell. madonna’s like a prayer did you know??

rafe’s high-low
high: new porn discoveries
low: eating out too much

caleb’s high-low
high: hamilton again! furybox officiating the wedding! ff randomizer letter ala civil war letter!
low: housework expenses

MOVIE – son in law (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108186)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.8/10
SONGS – caleb is son and rafe is law
brand new – jude law and a semester abroad

NEXT MOVIE – with honors (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111732)
NEXT SONGS – caleb and rafe are honor

Plenty of Zero Days

rafe’s been reading on askreddit again. they talk about their weekends and also about zero days. there’s a very confusing conversation where rafe refers to caleb’s shirt around his head. no one else can see what caleb’s doing, so it’s a little strange… and caleb insists he’s going to start being better to himself next week. possibly no alcohol. possibly. they talk a bit about a little chaos with alan rickman. then caleb gets pissy so they quickly cover their songs about chaos and small things. they’re coming up on the last of the alan rickman movies and need to know who to watch next!! but for next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in eye in the sky and doing songs about sky and eyes. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded August 29, 2017

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