rafe warms up on the air, and then things get serious when rafe mourns a loss. then caleb and rafe establish the drinking game rules:
1. can’t say FUN
2. must respond to SPOOKTACULAR by making ghost noises
3. if someone sings, you have to combat it with another related song, or drink
4. special audience rule: drink whenever they say “BETCH”
please feel free to play along, if you are of a legal drinking age and won’t drive drunk.
they discuss the twitter vote (winner is announced, guys. it’s a pretty big deal) and caleb complains about his computer and rafe complains about drinking. rafe is trying to get brony to watch the room, and caleb gets sidetracked with masturbation. they swear and drink. rafe tries to read a crappy poem on the internet which goes horribly wrong, and they talk about tusk, starring justin long, written/directed by kevin smith. caleb has some thoughts on haley joel osment, who was also in tusk. caleb recites REALLY BAD POETRY. caleb makes rafe spill her drink after almost spitting out stuff. then rafe reads some of her old stupid myspace posts and caleb pisses her off. they do their songs about animals and caleb sings A LOT. next week, they’ll be watching justin long in yoga hosers, and they’ll do songs about stretching. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.
originally recorded October 25, 2016