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Doctor Boo Who

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starting off on a huge down note, rafe and caleb complain about life and rafe’s work. she goes into way too much detail about her opinions and how she’s letting said opinions be known. caleb’s been drunk sleeping a lot and not taking care of himself. he went to a wedding and took care of some drunk people and then he gets completely irritated with the peter capaldi doctor who. a few spoilers talking about the first episode of season eight. btw rafe still loves doctor who, regardless of caleb’s angry rant about darkness. rafe got a sweet tweet from jake stormoen and caleb talks about his kitchen work. rafe gets hungry. and hey sam rockwell is still around FOR NOW. it’s celebrity, the woody allen movie. rafe basically recaps the whole damn movie so you’re welcome. the songs are all about breakups. rafe goes through a bright place where a man’s wallet from WWII was returned to him after 70 years, which reminds caleb of a similar experience aka doing an arnold schwarzenegger impression. next week’s movie will be 13 moons and songs with numbers in them. they need you to guess the next actor they’ll be watching. tag @rafehatescaleb. DO IT. they swipe through a bunch of tinder people for caleb right at the end. like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded August 11, 2015

A Different Word For Fun

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caleb is finally taking advantage of his networking and gets his coworkers to like the podcast page. he talks about his boring work with rafe and then rafe talks about boring cars and caleb is an ass about it. arguing about about sushi and bickering about consumer reports. caleb is on point this episode! rafe worries about russia trying to take over the north pole. sadly, rafe watched farce of the penguins… and it was pretty bad… but then caleb talks about wet hot american summer: first day of camp! awesome! rafe finds interesting, alternate words for fun and caleb won’t help her by making some badass mac n cheese by chef stuart o’keeffe. sad face. caleb was “wrong wrong wrong wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong” about being on the last sam rockwell movie. so the search for one-eye jimmy is worth a watch. we’ll see about celebrity, the NEXT sammy rockwell movie. almost done… almost… songs theme this week is titles with names in ’em. caleb recites almost all of a song and then blindsides rafe with tinder and completely ruins rafe’s bright place about cecil the lion. but full recovery – lenny kravitz’s dick was exposed on stage after a “wardrobe malfunction (NSFW!!).” rafe judges. caleb cuts her off before it gets too weird. they need you to guess the next actor they’ll be watching. tag @rafehatescaleb. DO IT. they swipe through a bunch of tinder people for caleb right at the end. like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded August 4, 2015

Rafe’s Tinder Heart

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caleb is going through another stint of not smoking and rafe considers picking up bad habits to get through school. caleb has a great story about a real-life thief. rafe lets caleb judge her tinder men. and during that wonderful tinder time, caleb makes the best noises. but really, how DOES one make a thunder noise? the sam rockwell movie was another one about a robbery. seems to be a reoccurring theme… and related to that are songs about gold. rafe’s teabagging a lot. got any suggestions for getting a smell out of a car? rafe tries to sing. sorry about that. and caleb has a bright place about austin that he heard from a buddy at work. and caleb says that thing again that rafe hates. also mythica 2: the darkspore is available now so go watch it! it’s better than swiping right on tinder and getting a match! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 23, 2015