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Going Postal (feat. dem0nfr0g)

QUICK HITS
dem0nfr0g, aka demzeronfrzerog, joins the gang for an exciting podcast episode full of bummer summer vibes. also remembering an FFR friend.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: solario and salad
low: blueberry bush

caleb’s high-low
high: car clean
low: monochi85

demzeron’s high-low
high: new car
low: monochi85

HOT HOT TOPICS
– thy lord hath tasked thee with conducting a bag of coins to a neighboring noble. on the way, thou pass a begger, his legs mangled beyond use. dost thou (a) steadfastly honor thy charge or (b) show compassion to the begger, knowing a few coins will not be missed?
– how are you doing?
– what ice cream is the best to eat when stress is piling up?
– how can I self evaluate my benchmarks adequately if I don’t have an updated list of our core synergystics per their last email regarding the 5 B’s principal of profitable mobility and economic success. also this paper is fuckin dumb.
– why the hell isn’t rafe streaming? months ago she told me she was working on OBS and yet no rafe content. don’t punk out on us rafe
– I read on the internet that keto can make the lady parts smell sour; is this true?
– what is the best way to prepare and season mashed potatoes
– what meal doesn’t bacon go with? is it the perfect food?
– so hot topic incherchange food condements and can be used as lube in a pinch please advise
– when sad do you play sad music to feel your mood or happy music to combat it? or… how do I emotion? asking for a robot friend
– when does a nap become just going to bed? it it length of slumber? location? presence of others? time of day?

FALL IN LOVE

12. if you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
demzeron: self-starter
caleb: ability to win
rafe: photographic memory

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – license to kill (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087617)
demzeron 5.5/10
caleb 5/10
rafe 4.75/10
SONGS – LICENSE BATTLE
the offspring – DUI (I know what you did last summer)

NEXT MOVIE – a soldier’s story (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088146)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is soldier and rafe is story

The Last Boy Scout (1991)

hitting it hard with current events, like a guy wearing too many pairs of pants and an irish love starts his own “facts” style youtube channel. most importantly, caleb talks about wine mom, aldi, and riesen candies. he also finished that trump white house book, fire and fury: inside the trump white house. apparently sam rockwell was on SNL and rafe missed it. super sad face. caleb tries to explain the plot of the post but things come back up while caleb reminisces about picnicface, the guy who did POWERTHIRST. also the hawaii missile launch debacle! holy shit. they talk about bruce willis in the last boy scout and caleb gets really into the logistics of the plot. for songs, rafe did boys and caleb did scout. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in the player and doing songs about playing. don’t forget to LIKE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 16, 2018