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Only Murders on This Podcast

QUICK HITS
caleb’s night out. rafe’s tiling mishap. also rafe’s ice cream mishap. caleb’s flu shot fiasco. wedding songs picked! caleb finished the food lab! assault on precinct 13 and caleb tries metroid dread again. rafe is doing fine. she talks a bit about “only murders in the building” with steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez. and also talks about how so many guys she’s talked to have suddenly gone missing and probably got murdered.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: cancer free probably
low: ghosts

caleb’s high-low
high: target clothing
low: flu shot

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the tossed salad is superior to all other forms of salad. if you disagree, what’s the reason you wouldn’t want your salad tossed?
– would you consider a self disarming building alarm a modern convenience?
– what’s the difference between pistachio and fellatio?
– how do you imagine you’d be presented in fanfiction about you?
– while we’re talking about pistachios… what kinds of mustaches are the sexiest? This one obviously of course, but what others?
– how many times do you buy and return a niche tool to the big box store before you actually decide to keep it?
– talking to your ex – bad idea or catastrophically bad idea?
– Bonus hot topic OH MY GOD SEVEN DAYS TO SUPER ROBOT WARS 30 AAAAAAAAA NEW SUPER ROBOT WARS GAME IM SO FUCKIN HYPE PUT IT IN MY EYEBALLS LETS GOOOOOOOOOJFGGZFGCGVHGSXGFJVJFBJ
– hot hot topic: How do I get my son to stop saying the word “douchebag”?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the siege (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133952)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.7/10
SONGS – kidnapping fight
fake tides – kidnap me

NEXT MOVIE – fallen (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119099)
NEXT SONGS – falling fight

Not Like Other Girls

QUICK HITS
caleb has many updates about flowers and wedding stuff, a spice rub challenge, stupid knee bullshit, and caleb walks. rafe gushes a little bit more gencon, dungeons and dragons suitors, the blocking game, and native coming out with at plastic-free deodorant.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: tinder
low: doordash

caleb’s high-low
high: the wedding shit
low: final fantasy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which is worse … the “reply all” email chains or the “oops I didn’t mute my headset before talking shit about a coworker while on VTC”
– do people really care about “national” days? yesterday was national drink a beer day, today is national drink coffee day. if people were going to do either of those things, wouldn’t they do it regardless of what thing was being celebrated on any given day?
– what kinds of games do squids play?
– HEY MISTER! LETS PLAY SAAAWWKER! (and other phrases by the creepy children of shenmue)
– I don’t say this lightly but can’t cosby just shut the fuck up and die already?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – courage under fire (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115956)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – courage!
ruel – courage

NEXT MOVIE – the preacher’s wife (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117372)
NEXT SONGS – wife fight

Waiting for the Dust to Settle

QUICK HITS
they did Z kinks, rafe talked way too much about boys and tinder, and caleb has dust everywhere. the end.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: new ear foam
low: boy drama

caleb’s high-low
high: tidying up
low: dust everywhere

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would you be turned on if your favorite food was piled ontop of you during sex?
– the weather – like, that’s usually a hot topic for spring, right? (I couldn’t resist)
– if you’re on the microphone, and I’m on the microphone… then who’s driving the bus?
– hottest of the hot topics: why is rafe?
– whatchu gonna do with that sweet sweet stimulus money (assuming you qualify)?
– how do you catch the final boss of an anime murder mystery when you and everyone around you (except the boss) suffers from crippling stupidity?
– what is the SPEED AND POWER version of cheering somebody up when they’re super depressed?
– what is your favorite nickname you have ever received? doesn’t have to be currently in use.
– what is has been your most favorite hobby past or present?
– has there ever been a movie you throughly enjoyed but aged so poorly you can’t get any enjoyment out of it anymore?
– are catgirls furries? asking as a catgirl with a girlcat.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – big eyes (2014) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1126590)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – rafe is big, caleb is eyes
TI – big shit poppin’

NEXT MOVIE – batman v superman: dawn of justice (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2975590)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is dawn, caleb is justice

I Mean… It’s Fine…

I meaaaaaan, it’s fiiiiiine.

here, in the middle of this olive garden.
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e5zmxa/which_quote_is_most_improved_by_tacking_here_in

partycast flashback https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/partycast/id916195427?i=1000368157916

zelda! voices! tenacious d quotes! danny sexbang! stand mixers! the witches! RIP danny aiello. rod steiger’s hilarious rant from the january man: https://youtu.be/iYNusaYYCtw

also anal porn. and a video about philadelphia people? https://twitter.com/davebrancosucks/status/1033883985330556928

rafe’s high-low
high: keyboard cleaner, beaucoup happy fun times
low: deleted tinder

caleb’s high-low
high: job interview?
low: really shitty week

MOVIE – monkeybone (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166276)caleb 5/10rafe 6/10
SONGS – rafe is nightmare and caleb is dreamscat stevens – novim’s nightmare

NEXT MOVIE – the mummy returns (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209163)
NEXT SONGS – 2019 songs, with lord fizzlebeef!

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